REME IN THE FIELD

#1
Yesterday afternoon, following DeeMee(A)s latest policy I "Crashed Out" my LAD into the field for a weekend Excercise to put our training to the test. I know there is a bit of discontent going on, but it is for the good of the Unit and the Corps.

What are your thoughts on Excercises of this sort?

Who should be left behind on Rear Party? Etc Etc


Must go now as I am about to wake up everyone with a traditional Stand To. Im on my Lap Top so that you can give me any pointers or ideas out here in Long Valley.
 
#2
Re - My Last

Still out here in Long Valley. We forgot to take the Sodexho cook with us so we all went down to Tesco at 0800 hrs. I am now planing to move all our vehicles, in convoy via Monty Lines Aldershot to Arborfield.

Being fairly new at this game I would be grateful for any ideas of how to get from A to B, and what to do when we get there.
 

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#3
You are obviously a Tactically Inclined Technician
 
#4
Mock me if you must, but my tiffy training did not cover what I am trying to achieve. I wish I had a RS man with us!
 
#5
HELP !

Set out on our convoy route with Cpl (L****theone)J**** leading......led all vehicles (23) through centre of Aldershot......complete gridlock.....Any advice on how to get out of this situation....URGENT.

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#6
Bet you wish you were having a beer watching the fitba eh?

Half time Eng 1 up by the way.

Must see if I can get myself from here to the fridge for another cold one.

Have fun
 
#7
Chubby

Thanks for showing concern of our plight on Aldershot High Street.....not many people about....luckily we were "nose to tail" outside Curreys and watched the goal from the pavement. We are on our way now to Keogh Barracks......Im told that an old REME hand in the shape of Tam the QM will greet us upon arrival.....Everybody is p......d off except me, apparently nobody told me England are playing today(thats my story anyway). We are all feeling the benifits of DeeMee(A)s lean policy.
 
#8
Asuman said:
Mock me if you must, but my tiffy training did not cover what I am trying to achieve. I wish I had a RS man with us!
sorry far to busy marching up and down the square on my own. As the platoon are learning to play the piano or have good books they want to read :wink:
 
#9
Arrived at Keogh Barracks, and have gone tactical ......cam nets everywhere.....we are outside the QMs Compound...you are welcome to come and visit us if you are in the area.....we will be here untill 1900hrs. No sign of Tam the QM.....are there any Medics out there who might know where he is.......we are getting hungry.
 
#10
I bet your lads fcking love you... did you pay for their food from Tesco's? Will you pay for their food later on this evening, if you can't get them fed? Fairplay to you for getting them out, but maybe a bit more planning in future, eh?

Unless of course you a wah, by pretending to be a wildly disorganized senior???
 
#11
Asuman said:
HELP !

Set out on our convoy route with Cpl J****s leading......led all vehicles (23) through centre of Aldershot......complete gridlock.....Any advice on how to get out of this situation....URGENT.
Persec you fcuking knob
 
#12
URGENT INFO REQUIRED

I am planning to move to Arborfield at 1905hrs but unbeknown my my LAD I am going to attempt a night move back to Aldershot at 2359hrs by convoy lights only!.......I cant remember on tiffy training, if we can do that on UK roads. Does anybody out there know?
 
#14
Well, I was gonna call him a knob, but I thought maybe I'd be a bit more constructive... but it's because of knobs like him that I left... infact, I think its safe to say he is a retention liability.
 
#15
Amazing Lobster

I am trying to keep my cool. YES I did pay for all the breakfasts at Tescos but I was taken aback by the cost...£67.78.
NO I wont be paying for their food tonight,I have arranged for the Van from Ash Ranges to visit us at 1800hrs. The lads will be pleased with me after such a long day. Anyway its not over yet. How am I doing so far?
 
#16
Guess What!.....The van did not turn up.....I am taking full responsibility for that. Watkins has taken great pleasure in not only telling me that I booked the Van for Friday but has told the whole LAD. At the moment I am in the empty Tels Wagon trying despiratly to figure out how to feed everyone. Oh for a RS man ,I would even take advice from old Regt Duties persons out there.
 
#17
Bingo....Ive got the answer....we move out at 190hrs and travel via Frimley. There is a brill chippy in the High Street. I have texted my wife to meet me at the chippy, with our Credit Card.I will pay for everything, its the least I can do for the lads. Ive kept everyone busy doing lengine change on the Land Rover, a complete overhaul of our Clansman sets and the Black Hand Gang are making a pair of gates for a DeeMee presentation.
I know this is my first deployment but I think I am doing remarkably well. My only concern is will I be able to claim for all the money I have spent on food.
Can anybody out there advise?
 
#18
88 similar b*llox posts in 2-weeks.......come on Asuman, you don't need to hang round this forum touting your comedic ways, we all accept you're a funny guy............to look at! Time to move on fella......tell you what there's a job going on telly, Roy Walkers old spot on Catchphrase...........one problem, the ad says you need to be about as funny as a tooth ache so you might be over qualified! Let's ask Roy what he thinks of your banter so far............"It's good, but it's not right!"

Hey check it out, looks like Mr Chips has heard about you already..........

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#19
Tiff Meister

My My .....I appear to have hit a nerve here. You have certainly changed since we met in 88. Your reply was a bit to close for comfort and I do not wish make this situation personal,as you have, but possibly unbeknown to you my wife was related to Roys late wife.You have no idea the upset you have caused in this household tonight by your remarks. End Ex.
 
#20
Asuman said:
Tiff Meister

My My .....I appear to have hit a nerve here. You have certainly changed since we met in 88. Your reply was a bit to close for comfort and I do not wish make this situation personal,as you have, but possibly unbeknown to you my wife was related to Roys late wife.You have no idea the upset you have caused in this household tonight by your remarks. End Ex.
Au contraire, I've always been a sarcastic b*stard :wink:
 

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