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reme excercises?

#1
what kind of excercises do you do within the reme? do you do your basic combat training when you join and thats it? or do you top your combat knowledge and experience up? or are you on ops just to fix anything that breaks?
 
#3
jonni said:
what kind of excercises do you do within the reme? do you do your basic combat training when you join and thats it? or do you top your combat knowledge and experience up? or are you on ops just to fix anything that breaks?
the REME unit attached to us do a variety of exercises:
- drink tea
-drink coffee
-eat pot noodles
-read Nuts
-skive

In the field:
-have a very tactical bbq
-drink Stella

Sh*t, im in the wrong job
 
#5
El_Burno said:
jonni said:
what kind of excercises do you do within the reme? do you do your basic combat training when you join and thats it? or do you top your combat knowledge and experience up? or are you on ops just to fix anything that breaks?
the REME unit attached to us do a variety of exercises:
- drink tea
-drink coffee
-eat pot noodles
-read Nuts
-skive

In the field:
-have a very tactical bbq
-drink Stella

Sh*t, im in the wrong job
Anyone can rough it! :D

CC_TA
 
#6
El_Burno said:
jonni said:
what kind of excercises do you do within the reme? do you do your basic combat training when you join and thats it? or do you top your combat knowledge and experience up? or are you on ops just to fix anything that breaks?
the REME unit attached to us do a variety of exercises:
- drink tea
-drink coffee
-eat pot noodles
-read Nuts
-skive

In the field:
-have a very tactical bbq
-drink Stella

Sh*t, im in the wrong job
I'm glad to see things haven't changed much.
 
#7
El_Burno said:
jonni said:
what kind of excercises do you do within the reme? do you do your basic combat training when you join and thats it? or do you top your combat knowledge and experience up? or are you on ops just to fix anything that breaks?
the REME unit attached to us do a variety of exercises:
- drink tea
-drink coffee
-eat pot noodles
-read Nuts
-skive

In the field:
-have a very tactical bbq
-drink Stella

Sh*t, im in the wrong job
Your so wrong as A mechs we.

Drink Tea with Brandy
Drink coffee with Baileys
Eat Bacon Butties/ Egg Banjos
Read porn
Work our b*llocks off in the field and play hard on the p*ss
 
#8
The_IRON said:
El_Burno said:
jonni said:
what kind of excercises do you do within the reme? do you do your basic combat training when you join and thats it? or do you top your combat knowledge and experience up? or are you on ops just to fix anything that breaks?
the REME unit attached to us do a variety of exercises:
- drink tea
-drink coffee
-eat pot noodles
-read Nuts
-skive

In the field:
-have a very tactical bbq
-drink Stella

Sh*t, im in the wrong job
Your so wrong as A mechs we.

Drink Tea with Brandy
Drink coffee with Baileys
Eat Bacon Butties/ Egg Banjos
Read porn
Work our b*llocks off in the field and play hard on the p*ss
thats why i said "the REME unit attached to us".

Read porn??
 
G

Goku

Guest
#9
El_Burno said:
jonni said:
what kind of excercises do you do within the reme? do you do your basic combat training when you join and thats it? or do you top your combat knowledge and experience up? or are you on ops just to fix anything that breaks?
the REME unit attached to us do a variety of exercises:
- drink tea
-drink coffee
-eat pot noodles
-read Nuts
-skive

In the field:
-have a very tactical bbq
-drink Stella


Sh*t, im in the wrong job
That's a typical ex for us :D
 
#14
jibman said:
Your so wrong as A mechs we.

Drink Tea with Brandy
Drink coffee with Baileys


usually while driving through a boxhead village!! :wink:
Thing is by law now Jibman, unlike when you were in, its all eat sleep cards and dry exercises unless your on the prairie then the back of the 434/ 513 stinks like a brewery.
 
#15
The_IRON said:
jibman said:
Your so wrong as A mechs we.

Drink Tea with Brandy
Drink coffee with Baileys


usually while driving through a boxhead village!! :wink:
Thing is by law now Jibman, unlike when you were in, its all eat sleep cards and dry exercises unless your on the prairie then the back of the 434/ 513 stinks like a brewery.
8O DRY EXERCISE!!!!!!!!things have gone downhill!don,t think i ever had a dry ftx,they weren,t in fashion in the 80,s and 90,s! :D
 
#16
REME exercises in the field as follows:

1. Wedge arrse out of seat .
2. With left hand undo stable belt buckle.
3. With right hand strike seize and grasp bottle of Herfy, Wobbly, Becks or whatever was to hand. If none to hand punch crow till he fetched it.
4. insert cap into belt buckle and with smart but very casual flick of wrist remove cap from bottle.
5. Raise right hand and apply bottle to lips and draw deep upon the nectar within.
6. Repeat untill:

1. Unconsciousness
2. ASM bursts in
3.Rounds complete and no replen
4. Someone gets out a bottle of appelkorn and suggests playing shock
5.You realise that you have soiled yourself.
6. ENDEX at which point drive back to camp and carry on the motion in
LAD bar.

After recovery period of a couple of weeeks repeart until liver resigns in protest or wife leaves in disgust.
 
#18
Nige said:
Yeah - the CC_TA I know would never get within 200 metres of a Gym :)
Alivi72 said:
CC TA at the gym no never i dont believe you, your telling lies
Tis true! Out cycling, running and swimming, cut down the boozin :pissed: too - Doctors orders. My livers on it's way out - Doh!

CC_TA

Did I mention there's a rather nice fish n chip shop a short drive from the gym...

...sorry, I meant a brisk walk from the gym.
:fish: :pig: :hungry:
 
#19
jibman said:
The_IRON said:
jibman said:
Your so wrong as A mechs we.

Drink Tea with Brandy
Drink coffee with Baileys


usually while driving through a boxhead village!! :wink:
Thing is by law now Jibman, unlike when you were in, its all eat sleep cards and dry exercises unless your on the prairie then the back of the 434/ 513 stinks like a brewery.
8O DRY EXERCISE!!!!!!!!things have gone downhill!don,t think i ever had a dry ftx,they weren,t in fashion in the 80,s and 90,s! :D
Aye the good old days of a squadron smoker, fantastic time and appreciated by all ranks. Unfortunately days have changed, however, if you're ever near my 512 pop your head in---I may have a secret stash I can share with you and the odd pocket flare to fire off.
 
#20
Tank_Mech said:
jibman said:
The_IRON said:
jibman said:
Your so wrong as A mechs we.

Drink Tea with Brandy
Drink coffee with Baileys


usually while driving through a boxhead village!! :wink:
Thing is by law now Jibman, unlike when you were in, its all eat sleep cards and dry exercises unless your on the prairie then the back of the 434/ 513 stinks like a brewery.
8O DRY EXERCISE!!!!!!!!things have gone downhill!don,t think i ever had a dry ftx,they weren,t in fashion in the 80,s and 90,s! :D
Aye the good old days of a squadron smoker, fantastic time and appreciated by all ranks. Unfortunately days have changed, however, if you're ever near my 512 pop your head in---I may have a secret stash I can share with you and the odd pocket flare to fire off.
soltau barby,running around the fire with flaming herfy ten pack boxes black nastied around your head!! 8O health and safety would probably snlr you now! :x