Relaxed sphincter muscle....

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  1. Bloody hell my Doc has added an anti psychotic drug to the various loony tunes drugs I take, worryingly one of the side effects is "a relaxed sphincter muscle" I think that means I may shit myself, farting is now like playing Russian Roulette. Any ideas to get around this problem.......
  2. Dont fart - and in particular, refrain from coughing unexpectedly. Good luck!
  3. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    A cork, probably best one froma port bottle as it has a safety rim!
    If necessary then a champagne cork
  4. Pants with an extra wide gusset?
  5. Continue wearing black shorts and a brown shirt - nobody will notice anything.
    Hope that helps
  6. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Don't engage in PMs with MDN/Porridge_Gun :wink:
  7. Linky
  8. Dont forget the bicycle clips :wink:
  9. How massive should it be?
  10. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Borrow yer missus' tampons, job done.
  11. Its just the usual sh1t they print, their just covering their arse.

    That must be my taxi.
  12. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Didn't take you long to spot this thread ;-)
  13. Define large?
  14. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    All men have large cocks - it would be wrong to admit otherwise.
    I mean, 4 inches is large, innit?
  15. Or buy some cottonwool, some toilet roll, and "roll your own" manpons