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Relaxed sphincter muscle....

#1
Bloody hell my Doc has added an anti psychotic drug to the various loony tunes drugs I take, worryingly one of the side effects is "a relaxed sphincter muscle" I think that means I may shit myself, farting is now like playing Russian Roulette. Any ideas to get around this problem.......
 
#14
longlivethequeen said:
jarrod248 said:
longlivethequeen said:
jarrod248 said:
I'd suggest by tensing yout sphincter around a massive c0ck quite a few times a day it'll be tight as a nut soon enough. A butt plug may also help, but you must still do the tensing.
How massive should it be?
Well research has proven c0cks come in four sizes:-
Small
Medium
Large
and oooh is all this for me.
Define large?
All men have large cocks - it would be wrong to admit otherwise.
I mean, 4 inches is large, innit?
 
#18
jarrod248 said:
longlivethequeen said:
jarrod248 said:
longlivethequeen said:
jarrod248 said:
I'd suggest by tensing yout sphincter around a massive c0ck quite a few times a day it'll be tight as a nut soon enough. A butt plug may also help, but you must still do the tensing.
How massive should it be?
Well research has proven c0cks come in four sizes:-
Small
Medium
Large
and oooh is all this for me.
Define large?
I'm afraid that is a personal thing and rangestew will find out by trying various models in his quest to tighten up has sagging slack ring-piece.
I would say 'oooh is all this for me size' could cause rectal bleeding and piles, however that size will also ram any piles back up.



This should do the job then
 
#20
Just found this

1. manpons 44 up, 10 down
Similar to the feminine tampon, the masculine 'manpon' is used for the reduction of sweat between the cheeks of the buttocks, placed firmly between the cheeks in times of high pressure, stress, or sweat-causing situations
These new manpons work great! I never have to be embarrased at the gym again!

Can not find the bloody link though.
 

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