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#1
Going through a rough time with the missus, nticed that the old broads make you happier but just as sad? proberbly my fault because im a jelous twat but im in a spot of bother with her lasses, great. Any tips?

Sad, so sad one is to be on this ever so homo night!

This will proberbly get deleted, i just wanted my rant, i can;t wait to join, t'will be the way out of most of my problems.

I need love and affection because im a fuucking attention whore at the moment :evil:

YP
 
#3
Wimmin are bollox. I pulled a gorgeous girl at the weekend, we got on great but I've got a missus and felt pretty bad about it. She figured out I was hiding somehting so I told her, and now she's given me the heave hoe. All this despite the fact that I've been stupid enough to take her back after she did the same thing to me 4 times! Jesus fcuking christ wimmin, talk about double standards! I'm not going gay, but I really don't like you all at the moment!

Except the bird I pulled, she's actually pretty sound.
 
#4
yorkshirepudding said:
Going through a rough time with the missus, nticed that the old broads make you happier but just as sad? proberbly my fault because im a jelous t**t but im in a spot of bother with her lasses, great. Any tips?

Sad, so sad one is to be on this ever so homo night!

This will proberbly get deleted, i just wanted my rant, i can;t wait to join, t'will be the way out of most of my problems.

I need love and affection because im a fuucking attention whore at the moment :evil:

YP
Jealousy is a manifestation of insecurity; get you confidence in yourself together.
If you will patch things up -- good. If not, then it was not meant to be and it's not the end of the world: there is more fish in a pond.
 
#6
yorkshirepudding said:
Going through a rough time with the missus, nticed that the old broads make you happier but just as sad? proberbly my fault because im a jelous t**t but im in a spot of bother with her lasses, great. Any tips?

Sad, so sad one is to be on this ever so homo night!

This will proberbly get deleted, i just wanted my rant, i can;t wait to join, t'will be the way out of most of my problems.

I need love and affection because im a fuucking attention whore at the moment :evil:

YP
Go open a vain - remember, it's along it, not across it!!!
 
#13
Perhaps I could offer my services to you Yorkshire Pud? I could shag yer girlfriend and her ma whilst you looked on and decided if it makes you jealous (it will do, I'm fcuking brilliant).
 
#14
Was your meaty treat not meaty enough? If you need her "taken care of" post her photo and mobile number in the gallery; any (all) of the arrse sex pests will happily sort out your problem
 
#18
jarrod248 said:
Markintime said:
See how fellow members of ARRSE can all get together and help out. Well done Jarrod we'll have YorkiePud right as rain in no time.
Doesn't it make you all warm inside to feel you've made a diffference?
Then it won't be us that gets the warm feeling inside.
3 warm feelings inside - that's a lot of warmth!
 
#19
jarrod248 said:
crabby said:
jarrod248 said:
Markintime said:
See how fellow members of ARRSE can all get together and help out. Well done Jarrod we'll have YorkiePud right as rain in no time.
Doesn't it make you all warm inside to feel you've made a diffference?
Then it won't be us that gets the warm feeling inside.
3 warm feelings inside - that's a lot of warmth!
I've a lot to give., then board seems slow tonight,
That's why everyone's double tapping.
 

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