Relationship Dilemma

#1
Hi All

I am due to go to Sandhurst at the end of this year. I am a 20 something attractive female with degree education and Professional Quals which I intend to utilise in the Army. This will mean I will pass out as a Captain.

My dilemma is my boyfriend. He is in phase 2 training as a Private Soldier and is more interested in 'X Box' than my box, if you get my drift!

I don't want to hurt his feelings, but how can I have him at the passing out parade in his Private's uniform amongst all my Officer friends.

He wants to be a PTI (amongst other things, too much Call of Duty I think), but I've got more chance of getting through Sandhurst without shagging someone than he has of being a PTI! And that's NO CHANCE! :excited:

Shall I dump him now and prepare myself for some serious Gyno action or shall I let nature take it's course and wait for a real man to come along and send him a Dear John?

All suggestions greatly appreciated.................... Oh and no pictures so don't ask!

Capt T XXXX
 
#10
Blimey no wonder he doesn't want to be near you.

 
#11
Piss-poor wind up! :roll:
 
#12
Hi All

I am due to go to Sandhurst at the end of this year. I am a 20 something attractive female with degree education and Professional Quals which I intend to utilise in the Army. This will mean I will pass out as a Captain.

My dilemma is my boyfriend. He is in phase 2 training as a Private Soldier and is more interested in 'X Box' than my box, if you get my drift!

I don't want to hurt his feelings, but how can I have him at the passing out parade in his Private's uniform amongst all my Officer friends.

He wants to be a PTI (amongst other things, too much Call of Duty I think), but I've got more chance of getting through Sandhurst without shagging someone than he has of being a PTI! And that's NO CHANCE! :excited:

Shall I dump him now and prepare myself for some serious Gyno action or shall I let nature take it's course and wait for a real man to come along and send him a Dear John?

All suggestions greatly appreciated.................... Oh and no pictures so don't ask!

Capt T XXXX
I was about to say 'you couldn't make this up'....but clearly you have.
 
#14
Another wahtastic windup - still beats listening to the budget I suppose.
 
#15
Awww, don't spoil it!

I thought it was funny anyway.
Me too!

However, it's a shining example of what not-to-ask and it should be on the rules page in the 'Don't waste our time asking drivel questions like this' section.

Along with . .

"I want to be an AT, what's it like?"
"Do we need the Para's anymore?"
"Should I do my mates ex-girlfriend, that is begging me to do her up the wrong 'un, even though my mate thoroughly approves?"
"I'm a lazy journo and is it acceptable for the todays modern military to do my job for me?"
 

chrisg46

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#17
There is a matching thread for this in the naafi from the "bf's" point of view. Cant even be bothered to find the link.
 
#20
It was clearly posted to take the piss out of the boyfriend's 'real' post.................. what is the collective noun for a group of 'Triggers'?
 

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