Related to Kate Middleton on BBC

#1
Has anyone seen BBC News this morning? A trainee midwife is explaining how she's related to Katey. The quote that made me laugh is "I'm not normal anymore." Given that she weighs about 20 stone and has died her hair bright ginger, it's not her distant relationship to the Middletons that makes her not normal.

She was banging on about the fact it would be nice for her to get an invite and people who are more distantly related got an invite. I suspect that a leopard skin clad gwar the size of a barrage ballon wouldn't have much in common with HMQ when mingling at the reception.
 
#2
Haha, I caught the end of that. She was never normal that whale of a wench. There is obviously a reason that she is a distant relative and will never get invited to anything. It was funny watching that balloon try to put on some heirs and graces thinking she was special. Special needs more like.
 

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#6
2 or 3 distance relatives would take up the same footprint and eat less at the wedding. That's why she's not invited


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#8
Whats worse? Her making the most of her 5 minutes of fame - wondering why sharing the same Great, Great grandmother (someone who, when asked she knew zilch about) as the girl marrying into royalty makes her 'special'. Or the fact that we are so obsessed with the royal wedding and Kate's 'roots' we seek out, look for people like this, put them on TV when, they have absolutely nothing interesting to say!


And she's surprised not to have an invite?
 
#10
Why not? Every Brownose, Arrsehole Crawler, 'Royal Watcher', 'Monarchy Expert' and 'Court Journalist' has already crawled out of the woodwork to offer their 5 pennyworth on what Kate (or William or Kate's mother or Uncle Tom Cobley) needs to do before the wedding - there's more than enough room for a few more.
 
#13
i didnt see it but i can imagine the retards will crawl out the wood work soon saying how distraught they were at not being invited maybe they should take the hint ....there was something similar a few years ago to do with the queen mother ........ i think they claimed to be entitled to some sort of title ,they were typical chav scum who had checked there family tree out i suppose its cheap telly .
 
#15
Oh come on, be fair, if it wasn't her then someone else would crawl up to the rostrum. I was in BAOR when Princess Anne got hitched (the first time) and, even from that distance and watching on BFBS, it was embarassing. Fortunately, I was on leave in Greece for the Charles and Diana fiasco and wasn't subject to the bullshit surrounding that particular cake and arrse party.
 
#16
whats her being fat got to do with it?

I mean someone sought her out, found her and invited her and all the others to appear on the TV. Who can blame her for making the most of her break from reality and enjoying those 5 minutes of fame?! What I don't get is the people making these shows, when, from listening to her speak today she has literally nothing of interest to say!! But hey I guess everyones out to make a quick buck off the back of a royal wedding. Even if it is making total rubbish, cheap TV
 
#17
I imagine when she first heard of the wedding she was one of those slagging it off stating that it would cost the tax payer blah blah (even though at the end of the day its more beneficial to the UK) until she found out she is a far far distant relative.

What has her fat got to do with it? Nothing really, she is just a fat pie eating bloater who thinks its great to wear lycra which makes her look ridiculous and now she looks even more ridiculous with all this la de da poop now that she found out about her lineage.
 
#18
whats her being fat got to do with it?

I mean someone sought her out, found her and invited her and all the others to appear on the TV. Who can blame her for making the most of her break from reality and enjoying those 5 minutes of fame?! What I don't get is the people making these shows, when, from listening to her speak today she has literally nothing of interest to say!! But hey I guess everyones out to make a quick buck off the back of a royal wedding. Even if it is making total rubbish, cheap TV
Clean the mess up your fucking dribbling allover the shop!
 
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#19
whats her being fat got to do with it?

I mean someone sought her out, found her and invited her and all the others to appear on the TV. Who can blame her for making the most of her break from reality and enjoying those 5 minutes of fame?! What I don't get is the people making these shows, when, from listening to her speak today she has literally nothing of interest to say!! But hey I guess everyones out to make a quick buck off the back of a royal wedding. Even if it is making total rubbish, cheap TV
You are a fucking dribbling cretin who should have been put in a bag and thrown in a river as a child and I claim my £5.
 

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