Has anyone seen BBC News this morning? A trainee midwife is explaining how she's related to Katey. The quote that made me laugh is "I'm not normal anymore." Given that she weighs about 20 stone and has died her hair bright ginger, it's not her distant relationship to the Middletons that makes her not normal. She was banging on about the fact it would be nice for her to get an invite and people who are more distantly related got an invite. I suspect that a leopard skin clad gwar the size of a barrage ballon wouldn't have much in common with HMQ when mingling at the reception.