Rejoice Mongo is recaptured!

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  1. Just in on the BBC Mongo in Chad has been liberated from rebels. Aid agencies are calling for a mass tambourine drop and ice cream machines are being rushed to the scene. The government says it's to early to plan a repatriation process but state it's a happy day for mongs everywhere.
  2. Time to send a candygram?
  3. ... brilliant!
  4. Mongo like candy...
  5. ...but Mongo have deep feelings for sheriff...
  6. ...Aw, Mongo straight!
  7. This is serious. The Chad crisis is escalating rapidly - clearly, Sudanese leaders were attempting a pre-emptive strike to deprive Chad of a key strategic resource, but the Chadians coped with it. Why do you think the place is called MONG-o unless it's because of the Mongs? I would have thought that this kind of war is ideal for mong tactics - as it's all about scaring the shit out of the other side so they run off and leave their land and cattle behind, you just scatter mlaaring droolers in their midst and follow up a few days later.
  8. Don't shoot Mongo. You'll only make him angry.
  9. When seeing this thread title, I pictured a downes syndrome victim being chased through a park by carers with large butterfly nets to sound of the Benny Hill theme.
  10. need clean pants ive just shat these laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  11. Channel 4 news this evening has the footage