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  1. If as you pass into the light reincarnation was the option what would you come back as?
  2. an unreachable itch on tony bliar
  3. You want to be cherie ?
  4. she's not an unreachable itch, she's a boil on his arse!!
  5. i come bk as a bloke!
  6. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    I'd come back as a lady's bicycle seat....ideally a certain Miss Knightly.

    That or someone like orlando Bloom....a bit Queq but an opportunity for being an arch swordsmith.
  7. I'd come back as an immortal c0ck god, with vibrating nuts.
  8. Olivia Newton-John's laundry basket. Showing my age now.
  9. Isn't that just going to smell of an old lady's p1ss now?
  10. Ron Jeremy,

    I'll be able to eat and drink what I want, do no Phys and still get conkers deep daily with an array of trollops.

    Might shave off the tache though,
  11. I'd be me - I like me!
  12. A bloke who invents all the things girls like best.
  13. A rectal theremometer
  14. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Well, I'm not ready to go yet, but my body will be there for your re-incarnation!
  15. I'd be Paris Hilton's pants - more time off than Clint Eastwoods safety catch!