Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by phil245, Sep 13, 2010.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    At the pub last night a really ugly girl came upto me and asked " What does Reincarnation mean?" So I said "it means that when you die, you come back as something different"
    She said " So when I die, I could come back as a dog" I said " You are not listening, you come back as something completely different"!