Regular sex makes you look younger

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  1. Sex is the secret to looking younger, claims researcher - Telegraph

    Having taught at a Central European Uni, people always said how young I looked, hmmmm...

    Having a had a road crash of a past 18 months and no sex for as long, life has caught up...

    Discuss the topic people, not me.

    Does the regular leg over make you look younger?
  2. Now I know why I still look as though I'm sixteen.
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  3. Now we know why Spaz looks 92!
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  4. Does onanism have the same beneficial effect?
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  5. Having had no choice for the last 18 months, no. I am looking old and grey.
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  6. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    does anyones cum face make them look younger?
  7. Jeremy Forest had sex with someone so much she ended up being 15 years old!
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  8. Knocking out a cheeky one is pretty much a way of life pour moi nowadays, as Mrs Felize is starting to look like she's been on a slab for a week. I simply cannot bring myself to lob one up her, so the furry glove of smiles it is. I fear for how many kittens the Lord hath slaughtered due to my onanistic lifestyle.
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  9. My right hand looks young as fuck!
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  10. 2 shags so far today & probably more to go, mrs fltpilot is a bit randy today!!:)
  11. Does this only apply to Regulars, what about the one-army concept?
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  12. I should say so. Regular as hell me.

    Every birthday...

    I look really young...

    In some of my black and white snaps..
  13. HHH

    HHH LE

    Me to, in fact it's so young it has went back to being a fin!
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  14. Despite a celibate life I am still barred from attending Saga orgies. There is, however, a portrait in my attic that looks as old and shrivelled as Tut's scrotum.
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  15. You should have seen her yesterday!
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