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Regimental goat demoted: Regiment, 1st BN, The Royal Welsh

#2
The problem with this really is though... does the goat give one? Obviously you bust a soldier and he will lose money, prestige, responsiblity, etc and will feel bad about it, or they should if they are not complete arrses. Will a goat? He still gets fed, watered and looked after. He should be on ROPs instead.

Edit to add.

PS TripWire I don't think you always have to post in MultinationalHQ, you could put this in NAAFI Bar (not that recommended) or the Intelligence Cell.
 
#3
I think demotion was a bit harsh. I'd have slapped him with some extras and took away his cigarette ration. That first tape is a bugger; easiest one to get, hardest one to bloody keep!
 

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#4
I think that this is a totally unfair sentence for former LCpl Billy as he was only following the example of the Welsh Guards CO's horse on the Trooping parade who not only became 'frisky' but tried to take out the Sergeant holding the Colour! This is definitely a case where BAFF could have stepped in to help sort an injustice.
 

Goatman

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#5
unfair to goats...JUSTICE FOR THE EPISKOPI ONE !



(yeah I know it isn't Fusilier Billie but a smarter individual on parade ! )

Don Cabra
 
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Goatman said:
unfair to goats...JUSTICE FOR THE EPISKOPI ONE !



(yeah I know it isn't Fusilier Billie but a smarter individual on parade ! )

Don Cabra
Goat spotter hat on. Goatman you are correct this is the mascot of another famous Welsh Regiment, either The 1st Bn or the 3rd Bn, The Royal Regiment of Wales, with Sgt David Joseph, an excellent fellow. That Regiment is now part of the Royal Welsh but the Regimental Insignia is now different. Goat spotter hat off.

This would not be the first time a Mascot has been severely punished. I served in the 1st Bn The Royal Australian Regiment many moons ago and its mascot a Shetland Pony bit the guest of honour on a parade once, punishment was reduced to the ranks and half oats for a week.
 
#8
A couple of hours being beasted around the square by the RSM should remind the little bugger to keep his dressing, damned disgrace the standard of goat we are recruiting into the army at the moment :D
 
#15
This also happened to the RRF mascot 'Bobby' the Indian black buck after he went berserk on parade. Although he does now wear two gold stripes on his over-coat. Maybe hes back in with the top knobs!
 

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#17
I went and had a chat with Fus Billy this morning. He didn't seem that bothered about his demotion - it hasn't changed his life style. He just kept scratching his horns on the fence (I didn't know they had any feeling in them). Odd chap to look at - Yellow eyes.
 

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#18
sknn said:
I went and had a chat with Fus Billy this morning. He didn't seem that bothered about his demotion - it hasn't changed his life style. He just kept scratching his horns on the fence (I didn't know they had any feeling in them). Odd chap to look at - Yellow eyes.
Let him know the campaign to get him restored to the glory of a single stripe is well under way....and get him some pictures of the Celestial Navigator and the Wide-mouthed Frog to line his accom with !

Courage Billyboy - you are not alone in your hour of need..... :D

Don Cabra

PS tell him the airmail copy of " Hot Single Nannies " is on it's way to keep his spirits up - and he should check out the honey on P3 :)
 
#19
Goatman said:
PS tell him the airmail copy of " Hot Single Nannies " is on it's way to keep his spirits up - and he should check out the honey on P3 :)
G-Man, please be sure not to send the latest issue of "Young Kids, Old Goats," as the poor chap is in enough trouble! 8O
 

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