RMP can have femidoms - cos they are specially made for cnuts.
A Jock RSM entered a chemist shop just outside the Castle at Edinburgh. He slapped a badly worn condom with several patches and repairs onto the counter. " How much to repair this?" he asked. The chemist looked and said, "We could repair it at a cost of a few pence but a new one is only about £1.50. "Just a minute, let me consider" answered the RSM. He went outside and the chemist heard some shouting and a lot of Cheering. Back into the shop went the RSM. He placed the condom onto the counter and declared. " The Regiment has voted in favour to renew!"
Forgive me if this has been heard before!
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