Regimental Condoms

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by topgun2010, Mar 3, 2011.

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  1. Imagine, the different regiments and corps of the British Army created Regimental Condoms... to be issued by the RSM to all members of the unit... and all the condoms would have the regimental motto printed on them, akin to the sexual behaviour of the soldiers.

    Royal Signals- Swift and Sure
    Royal Artillery- Everywhere (Ubique)
    Royal Irish- Clear the way

    Comment if you can think of any more
  2. Fucking outstanding
  3. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    I'm pretty sure I could source those given a couple of weeks.
  4. Swift & Bold :)
  5. I'd buy some! :) I reckon some H4H ones would go down well...or in well ;)
  6. Parachute Regiment - Ready for anything
    Royal Tank Regiment - Fear naught
    Mercian Regiment- stand firm and strike hard
    Irish Guard - who shall seperate us
    Light Dragoons - It flourishes forever
  7. Just rectified your oversight there!!!!!!
  8. Nope mate let the drop-shorts have 'everywhere', ours will be "First in, last out" Hurrah for the CRE!
  9. Who Wears Skins?
  10. Everyone or your guts would just flop out and be very messy?
  11. Condoms? Condoms plural? Todays squaddies must be overpaid.
  12. Also translates as "all over the place."

    What'd you call BFAs for the Royal Inniskilling Fusiliers?
  13. Or stiff and old for the ex riflemen (or a certain co ;P)
  14. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    Cede nullis.

    Lucky her.
  15. Nemo me impune lacessit.

    On the XXL, obviously.