Regimental Condoms

[topgun2010]

Imagine, the different regiments and corps of the British Army created Regimental Condoms... to be issued by the RSM to all members of the unit... and all the condoms would have the regimental motto printed on them, akin to the sexual behaviour of the soldiers.

Royal Signals- Swift and Sure
Royal Artillery- Everywhere (Ubique)
Royal Irish- Clear the way

Comment if you can think of any more

 

[jarrod248]

Imagine, the different regiments and corps of the British Army created Regimental Condoms... to be issued by the RSM to all members of the unit... and all the condoms would have the regimental motto printed on them, akin to the sexual behaviour of the soldiers.

Royal Signals- Swift and Sure
Royal Artillery- Everywhere (Ubique)
Royal Irish- Clear the way

Comment if you can think of any more

******* outstanding

 

[Deleted 20555]

I'm pretty sure I could source those given a couple of weeks.

 

[rgjbloke]

Swift & Bold

 

[Cabana]

I'm pretty sure I could source those given a couple of weeks.

I'd buy some! I reckon some H4H ones would go down well...or in well

 

[Abdiel]

Parachute Regiment - Ready for anything
Royal Tank Regiment - Fear naught
Mercian Regiment- stand firm and strike hard
Irish Guard - who shall seperate us
Light Dragoons - It flourishes forever

 

[toffeewrapper1]

Imagine, the different regiments and corps of the British Army created Regimental Condoms... to be issued by the RSM to all members of the unit... and all the condoms would have the regimental motto printed on them, akin to the sexual behaviour of the soldiers.

Royal Signals- Swift and Sure
Royal Engineers- Everywhere (Ubique)
Royal Irish- Clear the way
Royal Artillery-All over the ******* shop(Ubique)
Comment if you can think of any more

Just rectified your oversight there!!!!!!

 

[geo7863]

Just rectified your oversight there!!!!!!

Nope mate let the drop-shorts have 'everywhere', ours will be "First in, last out" Hurrah for the CRE!

 

[vinniethemanxcat]

Who Wears Skins?

 

[LordVonHarley]

Who Wears Skins?

Everyone or your guts would just flop out and be very messy?

 

[cent05zr70]

Condoms? Condoms plural? Todays squaddies must be overpaid.

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

Royal Artillery- Everywhere (Ubique)

Also translates as "all over the place."

What'd you call BFAs for the Royal Inniskilling Fusiliers?

 

[h301593]

Swift & Bold

Or stiff and old for the ex riflemen (or a certain co )

 

[udipur]

Cede nullis.

Lucky her.

 

[smartascarrots]

Nemo me impune lacessit.

On the XXL, obviously.

 

[Fezzick]

Nulli Secundus - On mine, clearly

 

[Longlenny]

Magnum Bonum on mine, (Great Good)

 

[Red001]

Believe it or not, we too have a Latin motto: inter arma caritas, which could be (very) loosely translated as "Love between soldiers" -- a situation requiring kevlar condoms if ever there was one.

Oh, and we're in the condom business too ... Promoting women’s health worldwide (picture 11).

 

[bigjimdangley]

Arte et Marte-By Skill and by fighting. Kinky.

 

[Nulli_Boy]

Nulli Secundus - On mine, clearly

And mine !