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Regimental Condoms

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by topgun2010, Mar 3, 2011.

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  1. topgun2010

    topgun2010 Swinger

    Imagine, the different regiments and corps of the British Army created Regimental Condoms... to be issued by the RSM to all members of the unit... and all the condoms would have the regimental motto printed on them, akin to the sexual behaviour of the soldiers.

    Royal Signals- Swift and Sure
    Royal Artillery- Everywhere (Ubique)
    Royal Irish- Clear the way

    Comment if you can think of any more
     
    topgun2010, Mar 3, 2011
    #1
  2. jarrod248

    jarrod248 LE Gallery Guru
    1. ARRSE Camping, caravan, tenting and motorhome club.
    2. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes
    3. ARRSE Investment Club.
    4. Arrse on 2 Wheels

    Fucking outstanding
     
    jarrod248, Mar 3, 2011
    #2
  3. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    I'm pretty sure I could source those given a couple of weeks.
     
    Schaden, Mar 3, 2011
    #3
  4. rgjbloke

    rgjbloke LE

    Swift & Bold :)
     
    rgjbloke, Mar 3, 2011
    #4
  5. Cabana

    Cabana LE
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    I'd buy some! :) I reckon some H4H ones would go down well...or in well ;)
     
    Cabana, Mar 3, 2011
    #5
  6. Abdiel

    Abdiel War Hero

    Parachute Regiment - Ready for anything
    Royal Tank Regiment - Fear naught
    Mercian Regiment- stand firm and strike hard
    Irish Guard - who shall seperate us
    Light Dragoons - It flourishes forever
     
    Abdiel, Mar 3, 2011
    #6
  7. toffeewrapper1

    toffeewrapper1 LE

    Just rectified your oversight there!!!!!!
     
    toffeewrapper1, Mar 3, 2011
    #7
  8. geo7863

    geo7863 LE

    Nope mate let the drop-shorts have 'everywhere', ours will be "First in, last out" Hurrah for the CRE!
     
    geo7863, Mar 3, 2011
    #8
  9. vinniethemanxcat

    vinniethemanxcat LE

    Who Wears Skins?
     
    vinniethemanxcat, Mar 3, 2011
    #9
  10. LordVonHarley

    LordVonHarley LE

    Everyone or your guts would just flop out and be very messy?
     
    LordVonHarley, Mar 3, 2011
    #10
  11. cent05zr70

    cent05zr70 LE

    Condoms? Condoms plural? Todays squaddies must be overpaid.
     
    cent05zr70, Mar 3, 2011
    #11
  12. Bravo_Bravo

    Bravo_Bravo LE

    Also translates as "all over the place."

    What'd you call BFAs for the Royal Inniskilling Fusiliers?
     
    Bravo_Bravo, Mar 3, 2011
    #12
  13. h301593

    h301593

    Or stiff and old for the ex riflemen (or a certain co ;P)
     
    h301593, Mar 3, 2011
    #13
  14. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    Cede nullis.

    Lucky her.
     
    udipur, Mar 3, 2011
    #14
  16. smartascarrots

    smartascarrots LE

    Nemo me impune lacessit.

    On the XXL, obviously.
     
    smartascarrots, Mar 3, 2011
    #15
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