Regimental bath ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by velcrostripes, Aug 7, 2012.

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  1. According to news sources , Kristen Steward refuses to shower since breaking up with her boyfriend . -Video - An Inconsolable Kristen Stewart Hasn't Showered In Days

    A British volunteer calling himself " Velcrostripes " has offered to go to LA to give her a " Regimental bath " and to " bang her back doors till she sees the error of her ways " but as yet the unconsolable celebrity has not responded .

    Seriously , there's no pleasing some birds .
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  2. Well i would consider her ignorant an damn right rude seems like a perfectly genuine offer to me.
  3. *Checks she's in the NAAFI.*

    You're a fucking dickhead Compostman.
  4. Whens the last time you had a shower slimey ? :p
  5. 2 hours ago.

    No, I didn't take photos.
  6. A self administered golden shower, whilst lying in your pit, doesn't count.
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  7. And good morning to you.
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Thank fuck for that!
  9. Wonder how long before she gets that "just out of a hot Land Rover after 6 hours" smell.

    Stinking or not I still would though

  11. You're wrong in the head.

    Oh, and btw, I am not getting dressed for love nor money. I like my dressing gown. It's pink.

    Compostman, stop sending me friend requests. I'd rather hit you with a shovel.
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    You are actually quite nasty sometimes.

    Hope you die of cancer!
  13. That's not very nice.
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I forgot to add:

    By B&T
    Age 3 and 3/4
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  15. Pink dressing gown????????

    Bet Lynch walt!