Discussion in 'ARRSE: Site Issues' started by Arte_et_Marte, Jan 15, 2013.

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  1. I have just noticed a line in 'my profile', letting all that can be arrsed to look that I have 1 Referrals.

    Have I been referred? Who's referred me? Have I referred someone else?

    What's it all about? Anybody...Anybody?
  2. Whereabouts?

    As an aside, I've had 16,164 visitors to my profile. You sad *******.
  3. 16,165.
  4. I have no friends, so nothing changes there then.
  5. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    16,169 visitors... this is going to run this one... zzzz
  6. I have one now, makes me feel all warm inside.
  7. Sensible(ish) Question by the way...

    My Profile page > About me.

    Screen shot. Bottom of the page between the red lines.


    Whats this then? Megaposter brain. :)
  8. You must have been naughty. I haven't got one.
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  9. I am very naughty. But not here on arrse. (Yet)
  10. This clearly is MI5 vetting, making sure you have been selected for our nations most secretive work. The leaders of ARRSE having spotted your potential have forwarded your name to M, who in turn has pass it onto recruitment. In a short while you will be fitted out for your personal Glock, and snazzy watch, DB5, and unlimited funds to protect the nation in its hour of need. Or alternatively you are going to get a visit from Bunny and his crew for booing cocaine Charlee at the Paralympics.
  11. Go and take your face for a shit, you total spunktrumpet.
  12. You're a dick.
  13. Er, thanks for that. Hedgebaby.
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  14. Snigger...alcohol poisoning.
  15. 16,163. My finger slipped.