reese donovan, utter tw4t, caption competition

Give me back my shirt you cunt it's freezing I could cut glass with my bitch tits.
"I know I was expecting a good deal from that bloke in the pub when I did an upgrade on that MP3 thing I nicked, but this is fucking epic . . . !"
Check me out blud! I is tooled up innit! I'm gansta, and can take on anyone! (As long as they are already stunned and bleeding and shit scared and I's got me mates wiv me.)

"Which way to da Airsoft? I'm guna smoke me some Walts wid me 5, innit"
Donovan was confident that prison would be a piece of piss. Afterall, he was not a novice when it came to handling weapons, barebacked.

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