reese donovan, utter tw4t, caption competition

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chocolate_frog, Mar 3, 2012.

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  1. The top of his head is missing!
     
  2. Give me back my shirt you cunt it's freezing I could cut glass with my bitch tits.
     
  3. I think he's handsome
     
  4. The top of his head is apparently 'Them'.
     
  5. I'll think you'll find it's a 'Beanie', innit, blud. All the Foreign National Gangsta's Robbers are wearing them these days!
     
  6. "I know I was expecting a good deal from that bloke in the pub when I did an upgrade on that MP3 thing I nicked, but this is fucking epic . . . !"
     
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  7. "Can I take this gun inside with me to protect my ballon knot ?"
     
  8. Check me out blud! I is tooled up innit! I'm gansta, and can take on anyone! (As long as they are already stunned and bleeding and shit scared and I's got me mates wiv me.)
     
  9. Where's he on holiday, Kabul?
     
  10. I is homo homo on the range innit!!!
     
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    "Which way to da Airsoft? I'm guna smoke me some Walts wid me 5, innit"
     
  12. "No gangsta cunting scum bag is gonna rob me back pack"
     
  13. At least the bloke has actually held a weapon unlike most of this site's membership.

    Don't get me wrong though, I'd still delight in head butting the dusky cunt.
     
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  14. Oh, I'm sure everyone on this site has held a weapon. Some are probably doing it right now...
     
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