Thankfully at 63 I still have a full head of hair, indicating to females my virility and fecundity.
The day before yesterday I was in Bournemouth Gen Hosp. having a camera inserted into my penis, pushed through the thing nothing should be pushed through, and then onward on an inspection around my bladder.
Fortunately nothing life-ending found.
Yesterday urinating was not comfortable - but not pissing blood anymore.
This morning i woke up with a reassuringly magnificent erection, and when it eventually decided to relax I had a sting and blood-free morning piss.
Pretty much all is well with the world.