Redneck Special Forces

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  1. The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
    These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
    6. They think Daisy Duke is a slut.

    The Pentagon hopes the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday
     
  2. i,ve just spat my tea over my p.c