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  1. crabby

    crabby LE

    I am a bad man - I have a little bit of a redhead obsession... I understand that this is unhealthy... Does anyone else want to own up to be afflicted? Any ideas on how to stop, or do I give up now and slash my wrists?
  2. Sky-Monkey

    Sky-Monkey War Hero

    Time to come out. Me too. Oh the shame... :cry:
  3. Yes_Sir!

    Yes_Sir! War Hero

    Me too.

    4 hail Marys should cover it though!!!
  4. crabby

    crabby LE

    I'm glad it's not just me. Surely they're not marriage material though, imagine if you had a ginger kid? Female redhead is fine... but what about the male ones!!! Any female arrsers want to admit to a thing for the male redheads? (eg. carrottops)

    editted for spelling mongness... thinking about redheads has got me all excited
  5. Red head , she was great - shame her dad was a CSgt in the PARAS.

    Skin like milk, nipples like cherries, bits as smooth as a baby but a temper like Satans fury.

    Gald I never married her but what a time.
  6. AbsoluteJEM

    AbsoluteJEM Old-Salt

    There's nowt wrong with having a penchant for redheads. Secretly, a lot of men do. You're all just too afraid to admit it! :wink:

    I have had all hair colours at some point and the attention you get for having long red hair is fantastic!

    I owe it to my viking family and it is a defining characteristic of who I am. No, not smelling of wee or radioactive ! (Trust me, we've heard it all before :lol: )

    Although it is a dream of mine to create my own red-headed army of mini-JEMs, unfortunately, I am not that attracted to the red-headed male of the species. However, as it is a well known fact that a large proportion of blokes have ginger beards, so onwards and upwards!!
  7. AbsoluteJEM

    AbsoluteJEM Old-Salt

    Having said that exceptions can always be made! - ie Damien Lewis

  8. BennyBlanco

    BennyBlanco Old-Salt

    ...Me too.....very sexy...........but oh so wrong!!
    (i believe the smell in question is foxes urine/digestive bicuits!!)
  9. olddearhunter

    olddearhunter Old-Salt

    having a thing for / going out with a true redhead is nothing to be ashamed of. auburn...mmm as in gillian anderson / scully from x-files. its the bright gwar that you should have a problem with!

  10. AbsoluteJEM

    AbsoluteJEM Old-Salt

    Hey, digestive biscuits are GORGEOUS! Especially dunked in tea, which is also gorgeous!
  11. AbsoluteJEM

    AbsoluteJEM Old-Salt

    Hey, digestive biscuits are GORGEOUS! Especially dunked in tea, which is also gorgeous!
  12. crabby

    crabby LE

    So if I go out with a cup of tea and ask if I can dip Miss Redhead I'll pull?????

    Having said that a cup of tea is a must whatever the hair colour. Nice way to prepare, keeps you awake during and then a good wind down from exercise :)
  13. AbsoluteJEM

    AbsoluteJEM Old-Salt

    Mine's a milk no sugar then!
  14. crabby

    crabby LE

    That was easy!!!!! I'll see you lot later...!!!! (in about 2mins with a grin on my face :p)
  15. AbsoluteJEM

    AbsoluteJEM Old-Salt

    2 minutes!

    Why, it'll be stewed by then! :wink:

    Never underestimate the power of tea! It's a beautiful thing!