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Redhead convention 2013

CanteenCowboy

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
Nuke them, the Oirish bastards, then Scotland can have the next Redhead convention, as statistically IIRC Scotland has more redheads than anywhere else in UK.


And if we vote for independence we'll need every money spinning gig going.................


I love redheaded women so much I married one...............................
 

CanteenCowboy

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
Factor 50 ffs, but then again she managed to get sunburn on the back of her ears (WTF?) in MIllport, a cloudy wee Island off the West coast o Scotland, spent most of the weekend raining, one dry, but cloudy day we cycled around the island next thing she's got blisters (yes fucking blisters, big sunburn blisters) on her ears!! I still married her though.
 
S

syledis

Guest
#14
Factor 50 ffs, but then again she managed to get sunburn on the back of her ears (WTF?) in MIllport, a cloudy wee Island off the West coast o Scotland, spent most of the weekend raining, one dry, but cloudy day we cycled around the island next thing she's got blisters (yes fucking blisters, big sunburn blisters) on her ears!! I still married her though.
Ah , the famous, get pished, then cycle around Millport day trip!!

My friend is the captain on the Largs/ Millport ferry and he sometimes lets me press the ramp /ramp down button, how cool am i!!!
 
#17
Nuke them, the Oirish bastards, then Scotland can have the next Redhead convention, as statistically IIRC Scotland has more redheads than anywhere else in UK.


And if we vote for independence we'll need every money spinning gig going.................


I love redheaded women so much I married one...............................
It's the Scots fault that there are any redheads in Oirland to start with
 

CanteenCowboy

LE
Book Reviewer
#18
No it's not, it's the westward expansion of those Aryan type bastards that forced all of us Celtic people to leave our nice homes around Lake Geneva and go as far west as we possibly could. And then those Roman cunts turned up and forced us further north making sure we bred even more red haired people.
 
#19
FYI most of the redheads I've boffed were absolutely filthy compared to the brunette or blondes. Mind you, there were a few red gorlfriends that were utterly, utterly mad and complete fridged bitches.
 

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