RedArrse signature blocks the new craze??

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PrinceAlbert

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#1
WHY?!?!?!! AAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!!!!!!!!

WHO CARES!!!!!!

Application - Done.
BARB - Passed.
Basic Skills - Passed.
Written Medical - Cleared.
Interview 14/05/09 - Passed.
ADSC - 19/05/09 - Passed Grade B.
Chosen Man - 08/06/09.
ITC Catterick - 23rd August.

Chosen Regiment - The Rifles.
 
#6
PrinceAlbert said:
WHY?!?!?!! AAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!!!!!!!!

WHO CARES!!!!!!

Application - Done.
BARB - Passed.
Basic Skills - Passed.
Written Medical - Cleared.
Interview 14/05/09 - Passed.
ADSC - 19/05/09 - Passed Grade B.
Chosen Man - 08/06/09.
ITC Catterick - 23rd August.

Chosen Regiment - The Rifles.
I think I'll do mine.

Bus pass-passed

OAP Selection-Passed

Chosen Regiment-Lollypop Person (still waiting joining instructions)
 
#9
saintstone said:
Shall we do an Old'n' Bold one ?? Time served, courses passed, gongs issued etc just to give them something to aspire to ??
In the time it would take to write it , that poor young wannabe squaddy would be due to retire having done his 22
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#10
Application - Yup
BARB - naturally
Basic Skills - Eh??
Written Medical - I assume so?
Interview sometime in 1994 - Don't recall ever being given a mark?
ADSC - 1994 - Bluffed
Chosen Man - WTF?
Pirbright - 1994
Chosen Regiment - 1 UK Civ Div
Driving Licence - Yup, full, clean, with C+E
Age - 32
Gongs - more than some, less than others
LS&GC - Hahahahah!! No chance!!
Lost virginity - Indeed
Brown wings - Of course!
 
#11
Here we go:

Sperm sample - jaffa.
Urine sample - bright yellow.
Stool sample - in skiddies.
Intake - RAOC 007
Regtl No - 247knifeforkandspoon.
Interview - polenty, no coffee.
Chosen regt - SAS.
Actual Regt - RAOC
Chosen trade - Airman.
Actual trade - Baker.
Decorations - cake and arse.
Medals - General Sloppy Medal.
Higehest Rank held - Lance Slop Jockey (2 weeks in 1954 then bust).
Lowest Rank held - RAF WO Trolley Dolly.
Best book read - 252
 
#12
tropper66 said:
saintstone said:
Shall we do an Old'n' Bold one ?? Time served, courses passed, gongs issued etc just to give them something to aspire to ??
In the time it would take to write it , that poor young wannabe squaddy would be due to retire having done his 22
Besides, most of my service is a drunken haze anyway. Who wants to read:

1988 Infantry recruit training

1988-1994 err...

1994 PVR
 
#14
smartascarrots said:
tropper66 said:
saintstone said:
Shall we do an Old'n' Bold one ?? Time served, courses passed, gongs issued etc just to give them something to aspire to ??
In the time it would take to write it , that poor young wannabe squaddy would be due to retire having done his 22
Besides, most of my service is a drunken haze anyway. Who wants to read:

1988 Infantry recruit training

1988-1994 err...

1994 PVR
Mine go's

Sep 1966 signed up
1967-1968 JLR RAC effin torture no child abuse then
1969 BAOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR HIC FART PUKE
Had bad dreams about Flying, Falling and people trying to kill me
!978 came to in budist monastry in Napal for short time
1984 some old bloke told me I could go home and be STAB

Yer thats about it
 
#15
Sperm sample - donated most nights
Urine sample - smells of weetabix
Stool sample - no stools - I have a nice chair though
Intake - somewhere in the 70's
Regtl No - XXXVIII
Interview - was there one?
Chosen Corps - RCT (what was I thinking?)
Actual Corps - Int (what was I thinking?)
Chosen trade - chariot driver
Actual trade - spooky docs checker
Decorations - every Christmas in the Mess (with beer)
Medals - too many to polish
Higehest Rank held - Local LCpl (unwanted, unpaid and bust)
Lowest Rank held - cadet with an attitude
Best book read - AFG 1157
 
#16
Application - Yup
BARB - yup
Basic Skills - 3 Rs, reeding, riting and rioting
Written Medical - quite possibly, was a long time ago
Interview - sometime in 1985
ADSC - May 1985 - doddle
Chosen Man - I actually prefer women
St Omer, Aldershot - Sept 1985
Chosen Regiment - ACC (The Army's only real trained killers), but ended up in the RLC for last year and a half.
Courses passed- Army Catering B1 & 2
Driving Licence - Nope, never sober long enough to be able to drive
Age - Guess, you nosey fcukers
Gongs - Yes thanks
LS&GC - not in long enough, but in enough trouble not to get one :D
Lost virginity - Indeed
Brown wings - Of course!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#19
Ok, I'll try.

Sperm sample; What?
Urine sample. ; Every hour on the hour (damned prostate)
Intake ; Cakes, pies and pastris.
Preferred regt; Home Guard.
Actual regt. Rifle Brigade.
Service number. Didn't have one, we all knew each other.
Prefrred trade ; Gyna.. Gnya.... fanny checker.
Actaul trade ; digging holes and filling them in as per inf standards.

Decorations; VD and scar. STD, pretty shiny things to go on chest.
Highest rank held; Major General - until found out.
Lowest rank. unclean person

Best book read; The Story of O.
 
#20
Come on lads...

It's only for the young lads and lasses to show their achievments to date.

I'm sure it helsp abit in the Joining up forums and threads.

You're only jealous :D
 

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