Red Neck Special Forces

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by therealbigdizzle, Sep 5, 2009.

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  1. News just in!

    With the war in Afghanistan developing slowly, the US Army has formed a crack unit of Rednecks to take on the Taliban in their latest move towards victory in Afghanistan.

    The exact details are as yet unknown, but the rednecks, dropped yesterday behind enemy lines, we briefed only that:

    • The season opened last weekend
    • There is no limit
    • They taste just like fried chicken
    • They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus
    • Some is queer
    • They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The war is expected to be over by the end of the week.
     
  2. By My approximation you have 4 years lag on your broadband.