After reading MDN critique of Thrap Admin I have got to thinking of the joys of red eye. I have always been lucky as all bar one of my ex-girlfriends has been a swallower. Now about five years ago I was seeing this student who was great in the sack but could not suck a cok to save her life, I'm not joking she was terrible - zero style or technique, needles to say she did not swallow. I wont go into detail but I ended up blowing my load into her face while we were at her parents for Sunday lunch and most of it went into her right eye turning it bright red. I was a bit concerned as the Hex was complaining that it was stinging badly and that I was a bar-stard. At first I was concerned for my dear, sweet and beautiful lovers well being, but after the first two seconds concern had given way to pride and "I bet you wish you'd swallowed". Oh How I beamed with pride at the dinner table as her Father asked what was up with the little strumpetts eye ball. Since then I have tried to master the art of "Accidental Red Eye". Red Eye - Sport of Kings or Degrading to Women?