Red cords spotted again!

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Why do they think that a blue shirt, sh1tty panama a tweed jacket and red cords on the hottest day of the year makes them look smart?
    CLA Game fair where tweed looks best on a short skirted girlie!
  2. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Must be a sloan ranger...

    Slow day,Ug's?
  3. An officer me thinks
  4. officers mess do????
  5. In short No. But a nonse yes.
  6. I reckon they look rather snazzy. But then I look like an idiot at the best of times.
  7. Tweed in this weather? The mong needs some sartorial re-education. It's blazer mit slacks or linen suit - Martin Bell stylee. NEVER wear a Panama with tweeds.
  8. He probaly had to borrow them after dribbling caviar and red wine down his other pair,which were bright purple.
  9. An Italian?
  10. I once had to contend with a company director who would arrive on the plane from the UK to the hottest and dustiest spot in Africa dressed in a tweed suit, tightly knotted tie and brogues. Stupid shit would sweat - and bitch about the discomfort - until he got back on the plane, but claimed that he was maintaining standards. Whose standards was anyone's guess.
  11. The question needs to be asked - why the fcuk were you there - or are you the bloke disguised in the rather large arrsed jeans with a dog sniffing your bum :?
  12. There's four dogs there and a collie from what I can see.
  13. A pimp, his cane is in his unseen hand.

  14. The only thing He's pimpin is his own gay arrse.

    Red pants are pants ffs :!:
  15. you're all wrong. it's a squaddie in websters kit.