An article in today's (Thu) Daily Mail, amateur footballers will face an instant red card for swearing. It goes on to say that it will be pioneered by 20 leagues at the start of next season and could be extended to the Premiership if successful. Youngsters are evidently copying Premiership stars who "week after week" appear to escape censure for foul and abusive behaviour. Why not start where the problem really is - the Premiership! The likes of Ferdinand or Cole (any!) don't give a toss about what happens in the minor leagues, they will still get their £100K a week. Take that £100K a week away from them and they would soon clean up their act. This will then give the young stars of tomorrow a far better role model to follow. Rant over - nurse, bring me the umbrella, I fancy a drizzle.