Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by datumhead, Oct 24, 2007.

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  1. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I joined because of the skiing, sailing, discos, adventure training and other social opportunities.
    The opportunity to travel to far off exotic lands, meet strange and exciting people, learn about their culture and try their food.
    Now you can do all that without leaving your own town.
  2. I joined becasue Frank (on the adverts) said it was a slag and beer fest and full of skiiing and stuff...

    What did Frank know, he does adverts for drugs now
  3. I joined for the sightseeing, travel, waterskiing and the drugs...........but mainly for the drugs, so p1ssed off to find it was just a slag and beer fest.
  4. I joined to maim, torture and kill, they just sent me to sandy beaches to do wind surfing and provided me with a stunner with big tits when I got there. It was deeply disapointing my army career.
  5. I joined to have a serious career but all they made me do is run round a broom in the garages till I was dizzy and chased me with their belly button fluff.