Recruit Fornications

#1
I'm starting my training in March, and i've been told that any sort of sexual relations with the females in my training weekends is the quickest way out the army. But i've also been told it's no big deal. What is the general opinion on this sort of activity? I'm just curious about it.

Cheers
 
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cloudbuster

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#2
If you're joining a med unit it's compulsory. If you don't want to join in, you need to carry a big, shitty stick to beat them off with.
 
#3
Don't be forced into doing anything heterosexual if you don't want to.
 
#4
I'm not opposed to doing anything heterosexual with them. Just, assuming I do, what would the repercussions be with regards to getting booted out of training?
 
#5
One of the most important rules you will learn in the military is worth more than all the tea in China, all the pearls in the sea and all the gold on the planet. It is this:














































































DON'T GET CAUGHT
 
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cloudbuster

Guest
#6
With a nod to msr - Why don't you ask your PSI?

(For the answer, not for a shag.)
 
#7
Because he might already be there.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
If you think you'l get near them on Recruit Training well done
There'll be a well worn path used by the Reg instructors
Tales of derring do and medal winning will have some fat arsed slapper hanging round and soaking up every word

You won't get near
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#12
I'm starting my training in March, and i've been told that any sort of sexual relations with the females in my training weekends is the quickest way out the army. But i've also been told it's no big deal. What is the general opinion on this sort of activity? I'm just curious about it.

Cheers
If you've been told that just stick with boys for now. Gay love, you can shag, go to the pub and share clothes.
 
#13
If you think you'l get near them on Recruit Training well done
There'll be a well worn path used by the Reg instructors
Tales of derring do and medal winning will have some fat arsed slapper hanging round and soaking up every word

You won't get near
Don't seem to remember the psi's getting much off recruits when I was in, local slappers yes, female recruits not so much.
 
#14
If you get caught it's an RTU (Return to Unit) offence and dealt with by your unit.
 
#15
If you think you'l get near them on Recruit Training well done
There'll be a well worn path used by the Reg instructors
Tales of derring do and medal winning will have some fat arsed slapper hanging round and soaking up every word

You won't get near
There are no fat-arsed slappers anymore now that BMI is strictly enforced
 
#16
I'm starting my training in March, and i've been told that any sort of sexual relations with the females in my training weekends is the quickest way out the army. But i've also been told it's no big deal. What is the general opinion on this sort of activity? I'm just curious about it.

Cheers
I sense a great disturbance in the Wah...as though a thousand ARRSEr's all cried out, "Not another fcuking journo!" at once...
 
#18
If she's bigger, stronger, and has more tattoos than you...
Just lie back and think of England and your mates.
'Cos all your mates will be thinking 'Thank God that's not me.'
 
#19
I'm not opposed to doing anything heterosexual with them. Just, assuming I do, what would the repercussions be with regards to getting booted out of training?
If it's your instructors missus things could get ugly!
 

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