Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Mar 19, 2013.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says “Fancy a shag Babe?”

    I said, “After the football love”

    She said, “You do realise that you can record it?”

    I said, “Nice, you get the camcorder, I’ll come upstairs when the footy finishes”.
  2. "Mummy, Mummy, do Au-Pairs come apart?"

    "No, Dear, now why do you ask?"

    "I just heard Daddy tell our neighbour he screwed the arse off ours last night"
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