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I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says “Fancy a shag Babe?”

I said, “After the football love”

She said, “You do realise that you can record it?”

I said, “Nice, you get the camcorder, I’ll come upstairs when the footy finishes”.
"Mummy, Mummy, do Au-Pairs come apart?"

"No, Dear, now why do you ask?"

"I just heard Daddy tell our neighbour he screwed the arse off ours last night"
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