Record time for present unwrapped to present broken?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by msr, Dec 26, 2009.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

  2. To be fair, the gift was knackered the minute someone decided to not wrap a macbook. :D
  3. Buying a laptop from Lidl was a bad idea.
  4. Got a digital photo frame. Broken before I even switched it on! And I don't even bloody want it.
  5. Ah, digital photo frames. The giant toblerone of the 21st Century.
  6. I managed to break one of my daughter's presents an hour after she got it. I wasn't the World's most popular Dad for a while.

    In case anyone wonders, I have ordered her a new one.
  7. Do you want it? :D A Tenner...
  8. _Chimurenga_

    _Chimurenga_ LE Gallery Guru

    I got a teapot from my mum for Christmas.

    It was broken before she even wrapped it ...


    and it's a disgusting colour as well
  9. I already have a broken digital photo frame. But thanks :D
  10. Ahh well. If you want another, be quick, i'll be inundated with offers soon.
  11. Oooh, look at you having 'solecism' scribbled on your blotter pad! You're no better than you should be, I'm sure! :D
  12. Does finishing the bottle count as the present being broken? In which case 10 mins for one bottle of port.
  13. _Chimurenga_

    _Chimurenga_ LE Gallery Guru

    It's "golecism".
  14. A naff watch from Argos on special offer at half price... £4.99... I had to smile nicely, explain that the battery was flat (good job I had a card of spares) & alter the shite expandable bracelet. All I really wanted was a 'Decree Absolute'. Oh well, there's always next year, come on St Nick get your fekkin' finger out!