Record power for military laser - suggestions please

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by frenchperson, Feb 22, 2007.

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  1. Cut Mr Bond in half

    Destroy the Death Star.

    Refract it through glass and make a pretty rainbow.
  2. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    To penetrate the industrial strength tinfoil in your hat?
  3. Nah it would reflect all over the place and make him look like the spinning ball in a Disco.
  4. Making the world's largest DVD player.

    Making BOWMAN look like good value for money.

    An anti-ballistic missile platform.

    Not sure which is the most ridiculous, now I think about.
  5. "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?"- Dr Evil
  6. For frying furry innocent animals on range days.

  7. evil world domination?
  8. Helping to install a level ceiling across the Atlantic.

    No, hang on, you'd need a curved laser beam for that.
  9. Sorry dingerr but it will not make a rainbow.

    All the light is at the same wavelengh so will refract at the same angle.....
  10. Buurgger!!! I knew that!
  11. Very effective at lighting BBQ's
  12. Squaring-off a sh1thouse wall prior to tiling it. The wall being 400 miles away.
  13. [​IMG]

    Making Typhoon look like a practical counter insurgency tool.
  14. Returning fire at the next chav c0ck who shines a laser pen at my eyes from the Junction 14 services bridge of the M1!!!!!!