The local Squire is feeling the credit squeeze and says to his wife. " If you learned how to cook, we could get rid of the chef and save good money. " She replied. " And if you learned how to f**K, we could sack your chauffeur. The Squire came back with. " Really? and if you took it up the A**e occasionally, I could get rid of your poodle. "

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