Rebekah Brooks_Would U?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fltpilot, Mar 16, 2012.

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  1. So is she a classy woman?
    Or do i need more therapy.;-)
  2. Yes I would,,,and then I would hack her,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,To Death.............
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  3. Why not...celebrity shag and all that...but only with husband listening on the end of the phone though.
  4. It's female and has a pulse, I don't see a down side!
  5. Auld-Yin

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    Skype is better!
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  6. Yes. - Message Ends.
  7. After a severe spinal injury, I reckon she'd make a great quadraplegic-fuck. She'd lie there swearing and cursing as you enjoyed her back and front before curling one out on her back and sticking one of those sandcastle-windmills up her ricker.
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  8. YES!! As well as hearing he could WATCH!!! I like that idea...alot.
  9. Wasn't she married to Ross Kemp at one time and also knocked 7 bells out of him?
  10. After allegedly catching him hanging out of the back of another gentleman actor. Allegedly.

  11. Apparently so!
  12. Why do you have the proviso of Allegedly your under no legal obligation?
  13. Pictures ffs, you guy know the rules.
  14. Certainly did, that's why she's called an 'Ed-itor'!