We always wear protection. Because with perfect timing we can penetrate a tight ring Once we get in you'll be hit for six We look for gaps and play into them. We are capable of pulling anything. We're not afraid to introduce a third man if required We appreciate legs whether they be fine, short, long or even square. If it starts to get wet we are always sure to have spare sheets and covers. We try to avoid "spraying it" We can go on and on and on for many days!!! We like to play straight We can bat on both grassy and grassless wickets We build long partnerships. We know how to vary the pace to good effect We British cricketers relish the chance to go 'down under' We know that chasing a wide one can lead to regret We appreciate the importance of playing in the V.