Reasons to date a Cricketer.

#1
We always wear protection.

Because with perfect timing we can penetrate a tight ring

Once we get in you'll be hit for six

We look for gaps and play into them.

We are capable of pulling anything.

We're not afraid to introduce a third man if required

We appreciate legs whether they be fine, short, long or even square.

If it starts to get wet we are always sure to have spare sheets and covers.

We try to avoid "spraying it"

We can go on and on and on for many days!!!

We like to play straight

We can bat on both grassy and grassless wickets

We build long partnerships.

We know how to vary the pace to good effect

We British cricketers relish the chance to go 'down under'

We know that chasing a wide one can lead to regret

We appreciate the importance of playing in the V.
 
#2
Presumably you do not bat for both sides?
 
#4
As long as it isn't for Delia Smith...
 
#5
Bored by any chance
 
#8
You like the idea of their private parts getting sweaty inside a box?
 

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