Reasons to be cheerful about Wales

[Cuddles]

It has been a life long struggle to determine whether there is or is not a single good reason not to put Wales to the sword and rapine. There are some good points but most of them are pretty marginal and indeed in amny cases double edged - Welsh rugby and Felinfoel (Feeling foul) come to mind.

Yesterday however I instructed the forces of Cuddles to look upon the Welsh with mercy. Why? Because I was introduced to goldie Lookin chain. Oh we've all heard the Guns don't kill people thing but that, my fellow arrsers, is as nothing compared to the comic delights of "Your mother's got a penis!" et al. I was delighted to discover that Adam's sister works next door to me as well...I could almost go native, were it not for the fact Newport is council through to the core!

GLC - tidy lads, you have saved Wales for the foreseeable future. Serious.

 

[msr]

And for the benefit of anyone over 17: Goldie Lookin Chain - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[PrinceAlbert]

GLC are quality. They don't take anything seriously. Their music videos are usually worth a chuckle also.

 

[tearsbeforebedtime]

Now there's a blast from the past! Christ knows where you live Cuddles but the best part of a decade to catch up with Wales? Good effort.

 

[jim24]

We Cardiffians use Newport as a sort of Airlock to keep the English out

YouTube - NEWPORT STATE OF MIND (YOU'RE NOT FROM NEWPORT)

 

[Miner]

Now there's a blast from the past! Christ knows where you live Cuddles but the best part of a decade to catch up with Wales? Good effort.

My thinking exactly.

Cuddles, have you heard about decimilisation yet?

 

[jim24]

Now there's a blast from the past! Christ knows where you live Cuddles but the best part of a decade to catch up with Wales? Good effort.

He's Irish I'll bet

 

[Miner]

We Cardiffians use Newport as a sort of Airlock to keep the English out

YouTube - NEWPORT STATE OF MIND (YOU'RE NOT FROM NEWPORT)

More like a chemical toilet to keep the shit away from us in Cardiff.

 

[Cuddles]

My thinking exactly.

Cuddles, have you heard about decimilisation yet?

No. Have you heard about decimalisation yet?

Those you live by patronising people, so surely shall they die by being patronised!

 

[johnboyzzz]

Whales great with a bag of chips

 

[jim24]

Well the reason I am cheerfull about Wales is because I'm off to The Crockerton to meet MGManiac for a liquid lunch and it's his turn to pay, I will then be holding court in the OA as I need to get some doggy food from the Cardiff market which is nextdoor, It's a hard life but someone has to keep all those people who work in pubs gainfully employed

 

[Miner]

Those you live by patronising people, so surely shall they die by being patronised!

Surely that should be "who". ******* immigrant.

 

[Cuddles]

Surely that should be "who". ******* immigrant.

Immigrant? ******* immigrant? You cheeky ****, i'll have you know I am not an immigrant, I'm a ******* tourist!

 

[Miner]

Immigrant? ******* immigrant? You cheeky ****, i'll have you know I am not an immigrant, I'm a ******* tourist!

Then may your God be with you.

Please don't forget to visit our souvenir shop on your way out. We have copious amounts of tat, including Love Spoons, Fluffy Sheep, and Tea Towels with a map of Wales on them. All ridiculously over priced.

 

[PRC-349]

If this were the NAAFI I'd be inclined to say: Best part about Wales is the M4 Eastbound

However as it is not: I rather liked Penally and the coast in Pembrokeshire, managed to get some lovely photos as well as getting sunburn (yes in wales!) on just one side of me