It has been a life long struggle to determine whether there is or is not a single good reason not to put Wales to the sword and rapine. There are some good points but most of them are pretty marginal and indeed in amny cases double edged - Welsh rugby and Felinfoel (Feeling foul) come to mind. Yesterday however I instructed the forces of Cuddles to look upon the Welsh with mercy. Why? Because I was introduced to goldie Lookin chain. Oh we've all heard the Guns don't kill people thing but that, my fellow arrsers, is as nothing compared to the comic delights of "Your mother's got a penis!" et al. I was delighted to discover that Adam's sister works next door to me as well...I could almost go native, were it not for the fact Newport is council through to the core! GLC - tidy lads, you have saved Wales for the foreseeable future. Serious.