REALY TOTALLY WANTED - Female, SAA poss.

#1
Wanted. 1 for the use of. Female, 24-32, size 8-12, strickly no G1098 arse, into most things, shaving etc..... (not her face)
London area.
 
#4
I dont want a hippofrogacrockadog either. Sorry lifesaver, but you can still let me know more about your self if your intrested. ( oh er just re read the message, not saying YOU are a hippofrogacrockadog, I dont know you yet.)
 
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#6
Go on Lifey talk to him mate..How can you resist?! :roll:
Bet he's got a great personality :lol:
 
#7
She looks like a cross between Bet Lynch and Albert Tatlock in drag
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Fewkin Ell!

Sounds like she would be grateful though! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#8
Shaddupayerface ORG!

Everyone knows I look more like Hayley erm, Roy Cropper :lol:
 
#10
Dont look at Lippy, lifesaver, blondebint, pangur ban or some of the other trogladites on here.....

They have the collective looks of a tribe of melted and mangled mongols.

One thing though, they are all goers and will let you stab thier brown bottle tops first date. :D
 
#11
Dont look at Lippy, lifesaver, blondebint, pangur ban or some of the other trogladites on here.....

They have the collective looks of a tribe of melted and mangled mongols.

One thing though, they are all goers and will let you stab thier brown bottle tops first date.

Ahhhh The voice of experience! Cheers MDN - Well thats me sorted..... I'm in love.

Right girls, who's first?

Blondebint, yes I do have a great personality, what are your top bollocks like?

Question is, do your collars and cuffs match??????? :lol: :lol: 8O 8)
 
#13
She has no collars an no cuffs to match either gone grey and fell out or rotted off..

Her hairy pits match though :D
 
#14
splurghhh.. cough... splutter..

ahem....more tea anyone?

I take it that means no, or does it mean no cuffs? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
 

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