Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by Carlos_Hathcock_II, Aug 31, 2003.

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  1. Wanted. 1 for the use of. Female, 24-32, size 8-12, strickly no G1098 arse, into most things, shaving etc..... (not her face)
    London area.
  2. Carlos, You mean you want a stick insect? :roll:
  3. Nope, he just doesn't want a mooseadile.

    If my missus dares fluctuate above a 10, I staple the greedy bitches mouth shut :D
  4. I dont want a hippofrogacrockadog either. Sorry lifesaver, but you can still let me know more about your self if your intrested. ( oh er just re read the message, not saying YOU are a hippofrogacrockadog, I dont know you yet.)
  5. She looks like a cross between Bet Lynch and Albert Tatlock in drag :D
  6. Go on Lifey talk to him mate..How can you resist?! :roll:
    Bet he's got a great personality :lol:
  7. 8O
    Fewkin Ell!

    Sounds like she would be grateful though! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  8. Shaddupayerface ORG!

    Everyone knows I look more like Hayley erm, Roy Cropper :lol:
  9. Sounding better all the time, weh hay!!!!!!!!!
  10. Dont look at Lippy, lifesaver, blondebint, pangur ban or some of the other trogladites on here.....

    They have the collective looks of a tribe of melted and mangled mongols.

    One thing though, they are all goers and will let you stab thier brown bottle tops first date. :D

  11. Ahhhh The voice of experience! Cheers MDN - Well thats me sorted..... I'm in love.

    Right girls, who's first?

    Blondebint, yes I do have a great personality, what are your top bollocks like?

    Question is, do your collars and cuffs match??????? :lol: :lol: 8O 8)
  12. :oops: splurghhh.. cough... splutter..

    ahem....more tea anyone? :lol:
  13. She has no collars an no cuffs to match either gone grey and fell out or rotted off..

    Her hairy pits match though :D

  14. I take it that means no, or does it mean no cuffs? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: