Really. Whoever you are, you should be ashamed.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bazzinho1977, Feb 3, 2010.

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  1. FFS How does he get hold of the stuff
  2. If you need to ask that, then you never had a pet as a child.

    Or a wank as an adult
  3. Seems as good a hobby as any....might even give it a bash.
  4. Bull semen don't come cheap either.
  5. Well sluggys in the FI so thats her alibi.

    My mony is on JR3
  6. Wonder what animal? Can't be an elephant as you would know a bit quicker really - just the volume would blow the game
  7. He might as well top himself, because when he's identifed life won't be worth living.

    Also, Like the idea of the blaming an unknown assailant when the schoolies arrive home with cum on their clothes. :lol:
  8. I was thinking that, most commercial semen is bloody expensive.
  9. See what you did there! :lol:
  10. I just have this strange picture in my head of this nutter crawling around fields jumping on unsuspecting bulls
  11. That has made my day.I am wheezing like a warthog with pleurisy :lol:
  12. Which animal? Given the expense it's a truly, truly odd pass time.
  13. Scary thing is, this muck chucking manc is the spitting double of a mate of mine who is now out and living in the area...............................i'd grass him up for a reward. He did turn very strange after being diagnosed with epilepsy.

    edited, my head dobber is wonky.
  14. Maybe he's hung like a horse.