Really Mad Women

#1
Does any one else think that there are more truly insane women around than ever before?

A number of mates have had some really scary experiences with (initially) normal women who have suddenly turned into crazy apesh*t monsters. One mates car looked like it had been in an RTA when in fact the "lady" concerned had beed throwing house bricks at the vehicle after a minor disagreement. Another mate endured some veneful false accusations which involved Police action - I'm sure women are getting worse.

I believe that there are more mad women around than ever, is this the experience of other ARRSE'rs or have women always been this "..where the hell did that come from" in the sanity stakes?

Soon they'll be able to stab us and walk free.
 
#2
Seems to be worse when they get older, maybe it's the menopause. Took one out for a drink and the more wine she drank, the scarier she became. She asked if I wanted to go back and see her ne bungalow, told her not tonight as I had an early start in the morning. She became offended and even scarier. Waited till she went to the ladies, then ran away :)
 
#3
Mr_Deputy said:
everyone who is immune from getting a good hiding is playing up now because they know they can get away with it and ...its all they've got! Even the foxes are acting up!
Those god damn foxes!!!
 
#4
smudge67 said:
Mr_Deputy said:
everyone who is immune from getting a good hiding is playing up now because they know they can get away with it and ...its all they've got! Even the foxes are acting up!
Those god damn foxes!!!
Is that foxes as in hunting or foxes as in lady?
 
#5
Mr_Deputy said:
everyone who is immune from getting a good hiding is playing up now because they know they can get away with it and ...its all they've got! Even the foxes are acting up!
How true that is!

Where is our good old friend stigma hmm?
 
#6
Just yesterday:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7534779.stm

More women are being arrested for committing violent attacks than ever before, new figures reveal.

A Ministry of Justice report shows numbers in England and Wales are up by 11% from 78,900 in 2005/06 to 87,200 in 2006/07 and have doubled in four years.

This means 240 women are arrested daily for violent crime like street brawls, grievous bodily harm and murder.

A ministry spokesperson said police are "taking action against violent offenders whoever they are".

Youths aged 10-17 made up over a quarter of those held with women aged 21 and over, making up the bulk of the numbers at 52,800.

It is the first time the numbers of women arrested for violent crimes have overtaken the numbers held for theft and handling stolen goods. They make up over a third of the total recorded crime.
Personally, I think they are all raving mad.
 
#9
Is this mad women or angry women or both?
 
#10
Mr_Deputy said:
smudge67 said:
Mr_Deputy said:
smudge67 said:
Who's Stigma??
No, I am am Stigmatus etc etc

(have you been at the cheap lager again?)
Jack Daniels all the way for me I'm afraid. Anything less than 40% is for homos.
that sweet sticky burnt bourbon deliciousness
I'll be on ouzo and beer as soon as I get outta here.
I leave in 4 mins! Will be on it tonight! Have a great weekend everyone!

JD here I come!
 
#12
PartTimePongo said:
Is this mad women or angry women or both?
Good question. It's women who suddenly throw that "curve ball" of anger usually induced by a minor incident or everyday occurance that any sane adult should absorb as part of life.

This type of "anger" would be considered honest to goodness barking madness in a man but somehow ladies are allowed to get away with it. I'm thinking about the criminal damage done to my mate's car, another who's career has been ruined by a false allegation made out of pure spite.

Is this the dark side of the post feminist world that we live in? Answer YES
 

TheIronDuke

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#13
Oh gimme a break. Women are nutty when men are planks. Say "Yes Dear" to their every utterance, buy them flowers every so often, pretend to be interested in their turgid drivel, run a scented bath when they've got the painters in... in short, act like some sort of soppy git whilst maintaining your rep as an evil bastard with the rest of the world... Result? [/nuttiness]

That and avoiding bug-eyed arm-flapping nutty women
 
#15
I don't think it's anything to do with hormones or gender at all, it's down to nurture not nature. I was totally pissed off with the female of the species and convinced I was a misogynist until I met the Jade Dream. Then I realised it wasn't women I hated, it was being fucked about endlessly and treated like a retarded child who needed to be nagged into line because he wasn't capable of making decisions for himself. The fact that I reached my thirties assuming the two to be the same is not exactly to the credit of British womanhood.

There's a line in King Rat, something to the effect of, "Marry a Chinese. It'll be hard on the kids but you'll never be happier." Thankfully things have changed on that first part, but as to the second? Too fucking right!
 

TheIronDuke

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#16
smartascarrots said:
until I met the Jade Dream.
I dont suppose you have any pictures? Just for, you know... research?

smartascarrots said:
Then I realised it wasn't women I hated, it was being fucked about endlessly and treated like a retarded child who needed to be nagged into line because he wasn't capable of making decisions for himself.
Speaking as an endlessly retarded child who needs to be nagged into line because he isn't capable of making decisions for himself, my vote goes to the girls. Sorry.
 
#18
TheIronDuke said:
I dont suppose you have any pictures? Just for, you know... research?
Ask and ye shall receive.



Well, you didn't think I was putting a picture of my missus up on this forum, did you?
 
#19
FARMBOY said:
PartTimePongo said:
Is this mad women or angry women or both?
Good question. It's women who suddenly throw that "curve ball" of anger usually induced by a minor incident or everyday occurance that any sane adult should absorb as part of life.

This type of "anger" would be considered honest to goodness barking madness in a man but somehow ladies are allowed to get away with it. I'm thinking about the criminal damage done to my mate's car, another who's career has been ruined by a false allegation made out of pure spite.

Is this the dark side of the post feminist world that we live in? Answer YES
Farmboy, I like your synopsis. But you forgot to mention in this dark , post-feminist world of which you speak, we are expected to put up with the worst excesses of temper and astonishing outbursts of anger no matter how outrageous.

Just tell them to wind their necks in and get back in their boxes when they kick off, and vet their reading matter. :D

Of course,be prepared for them to go right-flanking and curve ball something out of the blue,so they can satisfy their insane appetite for anger , destructive confrontation, general mayhem and making you feel sh*tty, normally over something you haven't done.

It's Women I'm afraid, it's what they do, they're good at it.

How many days can it be the wrong time of the month anyway?
 
#20
smartascarrots said:
TheIronDuke said:
I dont suppose you have any pictures? Just for, you know... research?
Ask and ye shall receive.



Well, you didn't think I was putting a picture of my missus up on this forum, did you?
They all look alike to me, for example, she looks the spitting image of Lucy Liu


* Edited once I put my glasses on and read the small print - my eyes are fine, it's just that my arms are getting shorter :roll:
 

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