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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Proper_Gander, Apr 13, 2008.

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  1. the smell of my farts, and the one i just dropped made me feel dizzy and brought tears to my eyes.

    fuckin A
  2. I can smell it from here you dirty fcekin mongrol. No fcuk off.
  3. Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
    Lance: What?
    Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
    Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
    [Kilgore unhappily walks off]
  4. "Never get out of the boat.......absolutely goddamn right"
  5. you're telling me you don't like the smell of your own farts?
    if you fart in bed, you don't lift the cover and take a whiff?
  6. You see that:


    That's you that is.
  7. blimey Snail you're not telling me that toilet is in any barracks in this country!?
  8. I'll try harder.


    Hope this helps.
  9. i swear ive seen that toilet on the ranges at pirbright