Really had to share this with you all

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The-Lord-Flasheart, Apr 12, 2008.

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  1. Just recieved this via PM and am having trouble deciphering it. Can anyone help?

    Any ideas??? 8O
  2. Can't help with the gist of it, but it would seem to be someone who confuses there/their and has a hang-up about the 4.3 light year distance.

    I expect you've been cruel to someone, Flashy. Tut tut.
  3. Somebody forgot to change their BATCO sheet over at midnight I think!


    PS. I think you've been 'Chubbed'!
  4. I think it means:

    "Boo hoo hoo, i'm a sad mong and when I posted troll shat on arrse nasty flashy shouted at me and called me names. Waaahhhhhhhh, cry, bleat, moan etc etc. It's not my fault I've spent most of my life watching ballamory and playing with dolls. I just want to be loved, burble, fart, moan"
  5. Flash is a magnet for the insane.
  6. is it code for "I'm pregnant"?
  7. Hang on translating now

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    re running tape through tare again, then collosass and finally the Bomb

    buzz buzz

    Clatter clatter

    Lord Flash

    I write this short note with humble obedience and respect the wise words you cast upon us to learn from.

    If I were actually female I would gladly offer my body too you in that I could produce little flashes to grow up and further spread your word (and seed) through out the world.

    I shall and always will remain your loyal and obedient (albeit bi curious slave)

    Signed anon
  8. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    No - more like "I am certifiable"

    oh and "a fcukwit"
  9. Futher to my last, it would appear that the Emperor Mong was visiting someone this morning!

  10. Refer it to the script writer for Bill and Ben - perhaps he can make sense of it.
  11. Perhaps they are saying that you are the rudest man they have met.
    I believe that this should be taken as a compliment.
    Remember, he who has the most toys at the end of the day wins
  12. Isn't it something about grown up men playing with young boys?

  13. :D :D
  14. oh sorry just read between the lines

    it says your a cowardly bully who hides behind words

    ah now i get what they have said

    is it true?
  15. It means: I woke up with blood in my pants.