Really black nasal hair.

#1
I don't have black hair. I'm somewhere between blonde and brown depending on how much I hide from the sun.

Now, I'm getting to the age where nasal hair is becoming a problem. I dig around and yank them out but due to the increasing frequency that is required to keep the little fuckers in check, I can see this becoming a losing battle.

Every now and then I get a couple of hairs that are really thick and jet black. Even the roots are black. i like them, they look like proper 'mans hairs' unlike the poofy hair I currently have.

What the fuck are these things all about? Is it hair cancer or am I genetically mutating?
 
#2
I don't have black hair. I'm somewhere between blonde and brown depending on how much I hide from the sun.

Now, I'm getting to the age where nasal hair is becoming a problem. I dig around and yank them out but due to the increasing frequency that is required to keep the little fuckers in check, I can see this becoming a losing battle.

Every now and then I get a couple of hairs that are really thick and jet black. Even the roots are black. i like them, they look like proper 'mans hairs' unlike the poofy hair I currently have.

What the fuck are these things all about? Is it hair cancer or am I genetically mutating?
I pulled a fairly thick one out once, it was more like a short length of cable than a hair. It left me a sobbing, shaking wreck on the floor for half an hour.

I've left the little cunts alone for now.
 
#5
I pulled a fairly thick one out once, it was more like a short length of cable than a hair. It left me a sobbing, shaking wreck on the floor for half an hour.

I've left the little cunts alone for now.
I love ripping them out. Sometimes I need two hands and a tissue to mop up the involuntary but inevitable eye-water.

Mind you, I'm the type of bloke that would swallow a hedgehog whole and look forward to shitting it out.
 

Grumblegrunt

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Book Reviewer
#6
too much muff diving at a young age - well known scientific fact that hair can transplant. that's why mens hair which falls off their backs appears on the back and shoulders as they get older.

try changing their colour - I'm informed that sniffing bleach will do the trick.
 
#7
What brand should I go for. Plain old domestos or do I need something more specialist?
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#10
Sounds to me like you have leukemia.
Nah. That's where your hair falls out and the neighbors have a whip round and send you to Disney World. Thick hair sprouting out of your nose is Ebola Virus.
 

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