Reality TV now features strippers!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ExPadBrat, Apr 11, 2009.

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  1. Noticed that Britain's Got Talent is back on tonight, and after George Sampson's success last year it apparently has an influx of 'dancers'.

    I bring you...the best strip act since St Jade of Bermondsey.

    I apologise for all those hoping to eat today...
  2. I've done worse.....and she can do the splits!
  3. Christ man, if she starts swinging those tassles, she's going to take out half a town! 8O
  4. I am strangely turned on, and yes! i have done far far worse than that
  5. Did anyone watch it? Simon Cowell's face was a picture...of disbelieve, shock, horror, then pure perviness...and apparently 'they' are through to the next round. Wonder what the royals will have to say about it?!
  6. I'm sure Phillip would like it :wink:
  7. Aye, there's nothing like a big burly dancer spinnin her dugs tae grab yer attention but Phillip has got a sore hand already so a wee bit of abstainance might be in order.
    That photo of the splits reminds me of 2 kit bags on the deck and 1 propped up
  8. This confirms my reasons for never watching it
  9. I would, in fact I possibly already have, I am always strangely drawn to big girls................

    Nurse, more tissues please
  10. Its a well known fact the fatties try harder, so I've heard. from a friend. Honest.