Real IRA bid to kidnap soldier

Rod924

LE
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#1
#2
Not hard is it.

Just rock up to any M1 service station on a Friday night, leave a trail of double chocolate chip cookies to a grain silo full of Coca Cola and youve bagged yourself a troop of badly dressed hobbiests to put the power tools into.
 

maninblack

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
That's the first time a member of The Household Cavalry has fought off two men who grab him from behind in Hyde Park.

Normally they just pause to negotiate the price.
 
#5
Mmm. The cynic in me says that there is more to this than meets the eye. ;)
 
#6
This is a nonsense story. The only real coup would be to kidnap a woman soldier and bang her silly for a few days with a few photos. Then she could sell her "story" to the daily wank mag.
I can arrange that so any women (serving) feel free to post on ebay.
 
#7
Not hard is it.

Just rock up to any M1 service station on a Friday night, leave a trail of double chocolate chip cookies to a grain silo full of Coca Cola and youve bagged yourself a troop of badly dressed hobbiests to put the power tools into.

Feck me. Juan III has more new reincarnations than Dr Who. Does he get a new sidekick every time I wonder?. Nice to know that the use of the term "hobbiest" runs like a golden thread through his musings though.... keeps a bit of the old JRIII alive. God rest his soul. Getting dusty in here. Sniff!
 
Z

Zarathustra

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#8
Pretty poor planning trying to grab someone from a busy place like Hyde Park, especially during the day.
 
#9
That and the fact that with all of the nations transport system either shut down or severaly disrupted they couldn't exactly make a speedy getaway to either NI (if unsuccessful) or anywhere else for that matter!
 
#10
Feck me. Juan III has more new reincarnations than Dr Who. Does he get a new sidekick every time I wonder?. Nice to know that the use of the term "hobbiest" runs like a golden thread through his musings though.... keeps a bit of the old JRIII alive. God rest his soul. Getting dusty in here. Sniff!
Alas, Juan's dead, all that is left is the faint whiff of Davidoff and a Tesco carrier bag full of used knickers.

I will avenge his passing, for saying 'nigger' repeatedly and bumming site howlers to death..
 
#12
Alas, Juan's dead, all that is left is the faint whiff of Davidoff and a Tesco carrier bag full of used knickers.

I will avenge his death, for saying 'nigger' repeatedly and bumming site birds to death..

He will not be forgotten. I'll remember him every time I enter the sacred temple of Threshers, and whenever I pass a fully loaded clothes-line.

It wasn't those mo-fo Manc ganstas was it?

I'm properly welling up here.
 
#13
He will not be forgotten. I'll remember him every time I enter the sacred temple of Threshers, and whenever I pass a fully loaded clothes-line.

It wasn't those mo-fo Manc ganstas was it?

I'm properly welling up here.
No, I wish it was that simple.

He phoned me moments before in a panic and all a fluster, apparently someone from internetshire burst into tears and complained because he said norty words and was involved in some extra curicular cervix bashing. It was like when they unplugged the goodies in the Matrix, he let out a long sigh, a squeek of a trump and his head fell into my lap..

Handsome Bastard
 
#14
No, I wish it was that simple.

He phoned me moments before in a panic and all a fluster, apparently someone from internetshire burst into tears and complained because he said norty words and was involved in some extra curiculer cervix bashing. It was like when they unplugged the goodies in the Matrix, he let out a long sigh, a squeek of a trump and his head fell into my lap..

Handsome Bastard

It was Cuddles wasn't it? He owns a massive pile in Internetshire and really didn't like JRIII.

Damn him!
 
#15
Hang on,
Pedro iv,
Juan iii,
Ren ii

Who was your first incarnation you bifter?

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Command_doh

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
Back on thread -

Are we sure this wasn't Kevin Spacey getting 'mugged' in the Park, late at night in a well known gay pick up area? Or perhaps a re-enactment of Ron Davies' run in with some rough types on Clapham Common?
 
#17
Back on thread -

Are we sure this wasn't Kevin Spacey getting 'mugged' in the Park, late at night in a well known gay pick up area? Or perhaps a re-enactment of Ron Davies' run in with some rough types on Clapham Common?
At least Ron did it in style, if your going to destroy your career, family and rest of life at least let it be at the mercy of the trunk like cock of an Afro Carribean..
 

Command_doh

LE
Book Reviewer
#18
At least Ron did it in style, if your going to destroy your career, family and rest of life at least let it be at the mercy of the trunk like cock of an Afro Carribean..
You sound suspiciously like the voice of experience there, Mr. Man of many monikers! A previous career spent importuning with George Michael (sans Range Rover)?
 
#19
You sound suspiciously like the voice of experience there, Mr. Man of many monikers! A previous career spent importuning with George Michael (sans Range Rover)?
Nothing that sparkly, I had a lot of interaction with homosexuals in my 10th year at school in that I was the 'cute' one who lured them into the woods on the Clifftop of a popular seaside resort and my pal was the carehome degenerate who then relieved them of their cash and valuables.

Never had to suck a single cock..
 

cpunk

LE
Moderator
#20
Nothing that sparkly, I had a lot of interaction with homosexuals in my 10th year at school in that I was the 'cute' one who lured them into the woods on the Clifftop of a popular seaside resort and my pal was the carehome degenerate who then relieved them of their cash and valuables.

Never had to suck a single cock..
Though did manage a few doubles...

Back on thread, Knightsbridge Barracks is only 200 metres or so from Hyde Park's own version of Gobbler's Gulch and is right next to one of central London's more annoying building sites. I find it not beyond the bounds of possibility that this was merely some revenge attack by a pair of penguined, gay, Paddy plasterers.
 

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