Real Ale or Lager/Pils?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Giancarlo_Badass, Oct 17, 2007.

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  1. Real ale for me! You can't beat the under bed-clothes odour after 6 pints of Bass and a ruby!
     
  2. Do you beat your wife though? you bearded pipe smoker
     
  3. No she usually beats me for farting in bed!
     
  4. I am a bearded pipe smoker,should I tan the wifes behind then?
     
  5. After being posted in BFG for 5 years it is defo Lager for me.

    Wobbly yum yum!
     
  6. Tell me more about these "Lager Pills" how many do you take to get pi55ed? Does one pill = one pint or a half, these could save a lot of time and trips to the bog!
     
  7. oldbaldy

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  8. "Pilsner" stoopid!
     
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  10. Before Germany I was real ale through and through, then I discovered what real pils/lager was... now I can go to a pub in Belfast and drink the same stuff I was supping in Germany... it is far, far preferable to Harp, which frankly is pish

    Unfortunately, I can't get this in Belfast [​IMG]
     
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  12. Unsurprisingly Real ale for me.
     
  13. Bitter/Ale/Beer = Yes
    Lager/piss/dregs = NO!
     
  14. Whatever's free, basically.

    But if I do have to pay for it, or someone's given me a choice, Spitfire is my tipple of choice.
     
  15. I'm ambidextrous. I like real ales better for indoor drinking and pils for outdoors i.e. summer. When I go to China I just can't get decent ales, but they do do a decent lager nowadays.