Reading Comprehension

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  1. fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
    Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.
    i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
    The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
    Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a
    wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be
    in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
    it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
    lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?

    Fcuk me! I had no plorbem raenidg taht.
     
  2. that is my normal mode of type if I dont bother spell checking it
     
  3. Are you Pentwyn in disguise?
     
  4. YANK60 wrote

    ah........so you are from lincolnshire i see.
     
  5. That was not hard to read, my CR was just as bad.
     
  6. WTF???
    Is this the welsh page?
     
  7. The I am one of the 55....I speak like that when I`m Pissed
     
  8. Only SS people can read it????? Is it a Nazi code?
     
  9. Turns out the mind has no great problem in 'deciphering' words when the vowels have been moved, as long as the first and last letter are still in the correct place/order

    ie you slouhd be albe to raed tihs :D

    Another sad little thing i discovered during my time as a student

    Edited to say i'm a mong and did not read the whole of the first post. DOHH!!!! :oops:
     
  10. I found that remarkably easy to read. My brain must have turned to mush.
     
  11. My Partner is one of the 45% who can't do it, she can do the chav txt blx tho!!
     
  12. Oh Dale i forgot you have a degree and PHD in english :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  13. It can’t be, the post isn’t stupid enough :roll:
     
  14. If this is what you spent your student years discovering instead of boozing and partying then you are a fecking mong. Waste of tax payers money and oxygen. Fecking useless barsteward.