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Readers Wives in Pornmags

He reported me for telling him that his advice to a potential recruit (running with weight) was bad advice.

The result of the report was him receiving ROPs for being an ocean-going fûcktard.

Aha! I was mildly curious as to what had generated the well-founded tyranny: sounds like The Duke got a touch righteous on his ass.

. . . which is nice
 
Jo Guest has had a very hard time with fibromyalgia.

I actually feel very sorry for her. It's robbed her of her career and her looks, and is incredibly painful to boot.
Let's remember her in happier times.......


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Back in that day when my fitness allowed it I worked as a milkman. Now the talk of plenty of women is quite true if that’s what you want, but most of us took the view that if they would do it for the price of 7 pints of milk, then it wasn’t that much of a catch.
However you always got one, new boy out on his round lost. Found the milk float empty, but not him. When he surfaced it turns out his amour had offered most of the diary some extra special extras. Including. Signed photos of her German photography field trips. We took one nice artistic pose and stuck it up in the rest room.
I don’t know if the same alternative life styles ar on offer these days, I doubt it but who knows. I have heard that Japanese Men go a bundle over English Women porno.
That didn't happen.
 
Back in that day when my fitness allowed it I worked as a milkman. Now the talk of plenty of women is quite true if that’s what you want, but most of us took the view that if they would do it for the price of 7 pints of milk, then it wasn’t that much of a catch.
However you always got one, new boy out on his round lost. Found the milk float empty, but not him. When he surfaced it turns out his amour had offered most of the diary some extra special extras. Including. Signed photos of her German photography field trips. We took one nice artistic pose and stuck it up in the rest room.
I don’t know if the same alternative life styles ar on offer these days, I doubt it but who knows. I have heard that Japanese Men go a bundle over English Women porno.
Give it a rest MaCraven, you are living in a fantasy world.
 
I think I read somewhere, that Richard Littlejohn, started his journalistic career, writing lurid stories. One I remember was about a NASA Astronaut, getting a boner whist on the moon and falling over. On account of his very large size Johnson, his fellow spaceman was unable to get him back to his feet a and had to leave him on the moon.

WELL KNOWN FACT: Army Catering Corps Technical Advisers to NASA recommended putting something in the astronauts tea.
But did they listen . . . . . . . . . . ?
 
Back in that day when my fitness allowed it I worked as a milkman. Now the talk of plenty of women is quite true if that’s what you want, but most of us took the view that if they would do it for the price of 7 pints of milk, then it wasn’t that much of a catch.
However you always got one, new boy out on his round lost. Found the milk float empty, but not him. When he surfaced it turns out his amour had offered most of the diary some extra special extras. Including. Signed photos of her German photography field trips. We took one nice artistic pose and stuck it up in the rest room.
I don’t know if the same alternative life styles ar on offer these days, I doubt it but who knows. I have heard that Japanese Men go a bundle over English Women porno.


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WELL KNOWN FACT: Army Catering Corps Technical Advisers to NASA recommended putting something in the astronauts tea.
But did they listen . . . . . . . . . . ?
Was it tea or a mixture of tea/coffee/range stew?
 
Jo Guest has had a very hard time with fibromyalgia.

I actually feel very sorry for her. It's robbed her of her career and her looks, and is incredibly painful to boot.
When I first started seeing our lass I was quite surprised to find that Jo Guest lived just round the corner. We would occasionally bump into her in the street and start chatting. Jo made the first move as I had recognised her straight away but feel that celebrities are entitled to a normal life as much as anyone. Having seen Ray Dorset filling his Honda CRV (LHD with German plates) with petrol at Branksome Tesco while two muppets in their 60s chant "Mungo Jerry, Mungo Jerry" at him you could probably understand why. Our lass had, and still has, no idea who Jo is.

Anyway after a while we saw less and less of Jo, and I haven't seen her for years, so I'm not sure if she still lives in Boscombe or has moved on. This coincided with her illness kicking in.

Anyway, all that I can say is that she was a bloody nice person, although I suspect that her illness may have shortened her temper since I knew her. I think that her personality shone through in her photos and when she appeared on television, and that what you saw was the real Jo. So when she spoke at the Oxford Union in a nurses outfit she was able to get away with it because she was real. And when one of the tabloids (The Sunday People I think) ran a story about her shagging both the photographer and his assistant at a photo shoot, most people's response wasn't "disgusting" but "jammy bastards".

Jo was in her own way a national treasure. I wish her well and hope that she can get over her illness. And even looking as she does in her more recent photos I would. And not for bragging rights.
 

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When I first started seeing our lass I was quite surprised to find that Jo Guest lived just round the corner. We would occasionally bump into her in the street and start chatting. Jo made the first move as I had recognised her straight away but feel that celebrities are entitled to a normal life as much as anyone. Having seen Ray Dorset filling his Honda CRV (LHD with German plates) with petrol at Branksome Tesco while two muppets in their 60s chant "Mungo Jerry, Mungo Jerry" at him you could probably understand why. Our lass had, and still has, no idea who Jo is.

Anyway after a while we saw less and less of Jo, and I haven't seen her for years, so I'm not sure if she still lives in Boscombe or has moved on. This coincided with her illness kicking in.

Anyway, all that I can say is that she was a bloody nice person, although I suspect that her illness may have shortened her temper since I knew her. I think that her personality shone through in her photos and when she appeared on television, and that what you saw was the real Jo. So when she spoke at the Oxford Union in a nurses outfit she was able to get away with it because she was real. And when one of the tabloids (The Sunday People I think) ran a story about her shagging both the photographer and his assistant at a photo shoot, most people's response wasn't "disgusting" but "jammy bastards".

Jo was in her own way a national treasure. I wish her well and hope that she can get over her illness. And even looking as she does in her more recent photos I would. And not for bragging rights.
Yes, I know a couple of people who've done promotional photoshoots with her. 'Nice lass' was the common refrain.

Raised many a smile and something else back in the day.

I have a couple of friends who also suffer from fibromyalgia, so know how awful it is. One's in a wheelchair, the other is on crutches. It's not something I'd wish on many people, and certainly not the nice ones.
 
When I first started seeing our lass I was quite surprised to find that Jo Guest lived just round the corner. We would occasionally bump into her in the street and start chatting. Jo made the first move as I had recognised her straight away but feel that celebrities are entitled to a normal life as much as anyone. Having seen Ray Dorset filling his Honda CRV (LHD with German plates) with petrol at Branksome Tesco while two muppets in their 60s chant "Mungo Jerry, Mungo Jerry" at him you could probably understand why. Our lass had, and still has, no idea who Jo is.

Anyway after a while we saw less and less of Jo, and I haven't seen her for years, so I'm not sure if she still lives in Boscombe or has moved on. This coincided with her illness kicking in.

Anyway, all that I can say is that she was a bloody nice person, although I suspect that her illness may have shortened her temper since I knew her. I think that her personality shone through in her photos and when she appeared on television, and that what you saw was the real Jo. So when she spoke at the Oxford Union in a nurses outfit she was able to get away with it because she was real. And when one of the tabloids (The Sunday People I think) ran a story about her shagging both the photographer and his assistant at a photo shoot, most people's response wasn't "disgusting" but "jammy bastards".

Jo was in her own way a national treasure. I wish her well and hope that she can get over her illness. And even looking as she does in her more recent photos I would. And not for bragging rights.

Enjoy
 
When I first started seeing our lass I was quite surprised to find that Jo Guest lived just round the corner. We would occasionally bump into her in the street and start chatting. Jo made the first move as I had recognised her straight away but feel that celebrities are entitled to a normal life as much as anyone. Having seen Ray Dorset filling his Honda CRV (LHD with German plates) with petrol at Branksome Tesco while two muppets in their 60s chant "Mungo Jerry, Mungo Jerry" at him you could probably understand why. Our lass had, and still has, no idea who Jo is.

Anyway after a while we saw less and less of Jo, and I haven't seen her for years, so I'm not sure if she still lives in Boscombe or has moved on. This coincided with her illness kicking in.

Anyway, all that I can say is that she was a bloody nice person, although I suspect that her illness may have shortened her temper since I knew her. I think that her personality shone through in her photos and when she appeared on television, and that what you saw was the real Jo. So when she spoke at the Oxford Union in a nurses outfit she was able to get away with it because she was real. And when one of the tabloids (The Sunday People I think) ran a story about her shagging both the photographer and his assistant at a photo shoot, most people's response wasn't "disgusting" but "jammy bastards".

Jo was in her own way a national treasure. I wish her well and hope that she can get over her illness. And even looking as she does in her more recent photos I would. And not for bragging rights.

Enjoy
 
The thing with Jo Guest is that she had bags of personality. As most of us get older we really do go for personality over looks. I've never understood the whole Naomi Campbell thing as frankly her personality stinks. However if you say that you don't like her then you are racist. I much preferred Charmaine Sinclair (although she looks seriously rough on Studio 66) or the black lass who used to appear on the Kenny Everett Show.

We had a lass a school called Michelle Bxxxxxxx who was seriously nasty piece of work, but was quite pretty. I did at one point wonder if I was gay as everyone else raved about Michelle but I couldn't see the attraction. But then I knew her.

Michelle became a model. I saw her in my mam's Avon book. I also saw her in the Empire Stores catalogue and the story was that she was modelling nude in the West Indies. I think that she appeared in the Daily Star as "Michelle, 17, from Durham" in the days when it was legal to publish semi nude photos of 16 year olds.

I was out on the lash in Bishop Auckland one night when I saw her, surrounded by adoring hangers on. I may have said something along the lines of any idiot can be a model and she may have taken offence. I then said that even an ugly bugger like me could be a model.

I used to carry two items in my wallet as a teenager for walting/pulling women. My ROC "Civilian Identity Card" implied that I did secret squirrel stuff, or that I worked behind the bar in the NAAFI. The business card of a senior executive in the fashion industry lent credence to my claim to have been approached to be a male model. The latter was true. I was approached as a 17 year old to model sportswear and sports equipment. I turned down the £3k contract (a lot for a 17 year old in 1987) because although I was lean and sporty I had a spotty back (airbrush, anyone?) and although I have a perfect teeth I have a small mouth which makes my smile look like that of a serial killer. I'm not very photogenic, but that only shows when I'm actually photographed.

I showed Michelle the business card and she went apeshit. I had been approached by a more prestigious agency than hers and had turned them down. She really couldn't understand this.
 

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