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Readers Wives in Pornmags

Glue_Sniffer

Old-Salt
I don't know if this has ever been asked before, but has anyone ever recognised a "Readers Wife", from an old style porn mag?

I remember the old Fiesta, Penthouse magazines had a page or two of these homemade photo shots. I think they got about £20 per photo published. I didn't like this section. The women and the photos were poor quality. In fact, I felt it spoiled the magazine almost as much as the limp cocked men in the "one for the ladies" section.

(I know there was a whole magazine called Readers Wives, which actually cost the same price as a proper porn mag.)

The only good thing about the readers wife section, was the fact that maybe, just maybe, you'd spot a neighbour or a dinner lady or a local supermarket check out girl in there.

I remember watching an episode of Home and Away once. There was a boy called (ironically enough) Tug.
Tug got a porn mag and took it into a barn (or maybe a beach but), obviously with a view to having a tug.
But Tug was amazed to discover photos of his teacher in the readers wives section.

Obviously, Home and Away was fictional, but it did have some fit girls in.
 

Rod924

LE
Kit Reviewer
Yes, Smudgers missus, Aldershot. June 1986
 

Glue_Sniffer

Old-Salt
They often posed by the sign showing the name of their town.

"JACKIE, FROM SWINDON"

Then the open leg shots would be on the bonnet of a Sierra Cosworth, parked on an industrial estate somewhere.
 

chrisg46

LE
Book Reviewer
I knew someone at school whose older sister was occasionally on the front page of the daily sport. I happened to be in the Newsagents one day when i heard one of his mates "Hey Ian, isnt that your sister?" followed by a "Shurruuuuuup"

As a point of interest, the middle sister now lives next to my parents...
 
Before I joined up, one of the girls at my local Gym got a spread (2 or 3 pages) in one of the mags.
ISTR the idea was that the girls sent in a couple of shots and the magazine picked the better looking birds and sent a professional photographer to do a proper shoot.
 
Sort of in the same realm, but many years ago I worked with an engineer from northern Canada who's claim to fame was he submitted pics of his old girl to a mag and they got published. I had never heard of the publication until he pulled a copy out of his roller cab, and it was gagging.....
 

Glue_Sniffer

Old-Salt
Before I joined up, one of the girls at my local Gym got a spread (2 or 3 pages) in one of the mags.
ISTR the idea was that the girls sent in a couple of shots and the magazine picked the better looking birds and sent a professional photographer to do a proper shoot.

Was that a "Loaded" type magazine, or a proper old school porn mag?
 
Sort of in the same realm, but many years ago I worked with an engineer from northern Canada who's claim to fame was he submitted pics of his old girl to a mag and they got published. I had never heard of the publication until he pulled a copy out of his roller cab, and it was gagging.....
I believe they did an "All-Cornwall" issue that was about the size of a Manhattan phonebook.
 
Was that a "Loaded" type magazine, or a proper old school porn mag?
It was three and a half decades ago, so I cannot remember the name of the mag but it was a proper porn mag. ISTR it started tamely with her wearing bra, knickers, etc and finished with her buck naked and legs spread.
 

StBob072

LE
Book Reviewer
Just setting the scene...

I think you'll find that most of the arrse readership get more excited about certain old fangled types of rifle, diesel locomotives and sh*ds than they do about 70s grumble mags.

Have you checked for hairs on the palms of your hands lately?
 
We had a fit teacher in Comprehensive school that appeared in the "Amatuer" section of a grot mag.

Local newsagent sold out of copies, all bought by teenage lads wanting to see what her fanny was like.

IIRC she got suspended for it.
 

Robme

LE
Chap I worked with raved about his current girl friend and how much of a good girl she was.
Mooching around the garage waiting for my truck to come out of the shop, found a magazine of the sort. To cut a long story short, the chap had a quick read and found his angel spread legged across the sofa of her flat. Funnily enough he never did mention his angel any more after than.
 

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