RE: the corps ASM and the audio tape

#1
The corps ASM does not have an audio tape player inserted into his posterior. The original poster has got got confused. What really happens is when a tiffy student arrives at Bordon or Arborfield for his course in addition to the spine being removed, their brain is removed and a tape player fitted in its place. This allows the tiffy to then insert the correct tape for the required occasion. For example the latest DEME A directive for when he next visits. However what with advances in technology there is now an immediate mod being prepared to facilitate the removal of the tape unit and replace it with a DVD drive to allow more info to be stored and faster access to relevant files.
 
#4
BadManners said:
How behind are you?

Ever heard of a hard drive?
And i dont mean a 4t bedford
It has to be a dvd drive because of the amount of info that needs to be accessed. Conventional hard drive technology can just about manage total quality, though there will be a facility to temporarily store data in a RAM ection.
 
#5
gundog said:
It has to be a dvd drive because of the amount of info that needs to be accessed.
Correct. But the Army bought the cheap crap one that has mechanical problems.

Often heard from desk jockey tiffies - "Oh I cant do that" (clutching area of spine) "it's me slipped disc"! 8O






Ok, I'm getting me coat!!! :D :D :D
 
#6
counterstrike said:
gundog said:
It has to be a dvd drive because of the amount of info that needs to be accessed.
Correct. But the Army bought the cheap crap one that has mechanical problems.

Often heard from desk jockey tiffies - "Oh I cant do that" (clutching area of spine) "it's me slipped disc"! 8O






Ok, I'm getting me coat!!! :D :D :D
:D HaHA good one
 
#7
gundog said:
The corps ASM does not have an audio tape player inserted into his posterior. The original poster has got got confused. What really happens is when a tiffy student arrives at Bordon or Arborfield for his course in addition to the spine being removed, their brain is removed
Did you not have the brains or the spine to go tiffy yourself then?
 
#8
Heywood_Jablowme said:
gundog said:
The corps ASM does not have an audio tape player inserted into his posterior. The original poster has got got confused. What really happens is when a tiffy student arrives at Bordon or Arborfield for his course in addition to the spine being removed, their brain is removed
Did you not have the brains or the spine to go tiffy yourself then?
We all know that tiffies need the brains, agreed.

But you really are extracting the urine when you make out spines are also required by tiffies.
 
#9
You don't need a spine to make an important decision, just experience, knowledge and leadership. So ask yourself which one is the Artisan missing, and that will tell you why we have what we have. QED.
 
#10
Heywood_Jablowme said:
gundog said:
The corps ASM does not have an audio tape player inserted into his posterior. The original poster has got got confused. What really happens is when a tiffy student arrives at Bordon or Arborfield for his course in addition to the spine being removed, their brain is removed
Did you not have the brains or the spine to go tiffy yourself then?
I had both, I also had self respect :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: javascript:emoticon('post', 'message', ':lick:')
Lick
 
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