Bless you, little one. One day, if you do your very best and manage not to lose your platoon shooting records and don't leave any of your soldier's behind at Tamworth Services, they might make you an Adjutant - and then you'll know why! It's because you spend all your working day answer ing bone questions from Company Commanders, outside formations, Bde HQ, the local newspapers, courts, RHQ, ROs, Old Comrades, Offrs' wives etc, and doing tons of nugatory staffwork in response to crud questions from the last OGp, along with all the stuff the CO can't be arsed to do. So the only time you're able to do your own work (Offrs/SNCO postings plots, disciplinary registers, ensuring everyone is up to speed on MS, OJAR, NVQs, PDRs, visits, and any regimental events/ceremonial that +orderly ofr plot) is after everyone else pokes off at 4.30 or 5.00 to play squash and watch the Simpsons. Glad I'm not doing it anymore! Ha ha!