Rationalization

#1
This is the ultimate rationalization!

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Guinness for everyone then!
Flash, I do believe it's your round m'lud


TTFN

BFG
 
#2
What about English speaking African countries (Nigeria). Being fat, lazy, slack countries (on the whole) is what kills us. But that's natural selection and population control, so I'm not complaining.
 

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